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[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

If anyone in MAGA can show me where the murder victim pulled his gun on ICE agents I will donate $10,000 to the Republican National Convention or a charity of your choice.

[Szabolcs Panyi @panyiszabolcs]

❄️🐻‍❄️ Finally some positive news from Hungary. As record cold and snow hit Central Europe, polar bear cubs at Nyíregyháza Zoo are seeing real snow for the very first time in their lives. (Video by the zoo.)

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over

[viviana 🫀 @chipilonita]

i don’t think there’s a difference between a router snd a modem i think yall are just trying to confuse beautiful women

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Time to make banana bread!

[Hench D. Kunt🥛 @Chad_Hominem_]

Piping hot Pho transporting micro plastics directly into my bloodstream

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

[lito (shadows #1 fan) @AbiChittin]

Me in Trader Joe’s on a Sunday trying to get to the butternut squash Mac and cheese

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Meanwhile in America we’re bringing back polio

[Landon’s Archive @landonsarchive]

Oh to be a goat watching Lady Gaga kiss Michael Polansky

[jess @jessinomenon]

chappell is genuinely the greatest popstar of this generation and i’m so fucking serious saying this are you seeing and hearing THIS???

[Tiana @xteeetee]

She really said “you wanna see crazy, I’ll show you crazy”

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

This the type of shit Crash Bandicoot would do when you didn't move the controller for 2 minutes

[k @alfkkifine]

i'm addicted to bad posture omggg why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp

[Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇 @PaIIahAbdul]

That one couple from love island

[mr. oomf @butchknight]

just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.