Michelle Renew

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

@JonAcuff Curling, but I may if I can be the one who yells, “SWEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!”

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

When you have to FIGHT to NOT impersonate Jack impersonating Cher while introing “If I Could Turn Back Time”…. @SeanHayes #DJproblems

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

At 7:35a on the 3rd of December in the year of our Lord 2022, my ears were accosted by the “Christmas Shoes” thereby disqualifying me from this year’s competition. @JonAcuff @brentjohnson88

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

In FB jail bc their computer - which cannot decipher intent - didn’t like my joking reply to a friend. I disputed the “charges” & the *computer-generated* response was they were short handed bc of COVID. And I went to FB jail anyway. 😡 #bulljazz

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

I have no idea what the “fabulous prize” will be for winning the brackety-thingy - probably a stapler from my boss’s desk - but I will gladly share with Crowder, Chip, & Jo. #swinglinestaplesforeveryone

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

Remarkably, I just won the office pool for the college sportsball championship. I chose Baylor to win it all. Not because I know anything about the teams, but because any school that @crowdermusic and @chipgaines & @joannagaines called home have got to be cool. 😬

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

SEE!?! Told y’all so! 😏#needalittleChristmas

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

"You can listen to Christmas music
as early as you want." - Jesus.
(The Message, probably.)

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

@sammyrhodes Getting asked to prom without a big promposals or seeing mom or dad come home from deployment without a big show in front of the whole school is still just as meaningful. These setups make for great viral videos, but IMO puts too much pressure on the recipient & organizer alike.

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

@KathieLGifford My favorite verse! 💕

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

@MikeCouchman The Honda CR-Vs of old were WAY before their time... https://t.co/XF1gut7ehT

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

@HWmusictweets @jimmyfallon @FallonTonight Awww! That is so sad! Poor punkin!

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

@BethMooreLPM Glad your fur baby is recovering! Here’s a pic of the goodest granddog ever! Poor baby got bit by a copperhead, spent the night at the emergency vet and came home looking like he fell asleep in the presence of a toddler who decided to put “makeup on him” with a permanent marker.

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

@mynameiscorey I need to tattoo that on my person so I can see it every day! 😂 Wish I’d seen that BEFORE I snarfed down the gluten free apple doughnut my sweet co-worker brought me... 🤣

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

@MaryKingTV CRAZY!!! I’d like to believe this means the summer won’t be BLAZING hot, but you know Carolina weather can change on a dime...

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

@mynameiscorey YES! He’s smooth enough to pull it off!

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

SURPRISE! Those weren’t robin eggs. They’re MOCKINGBIRDS. When checking on the best after the storms yesterday, I approached the nest like a hostage negotiator. “Heyyy momma bird! I’m just going to take a quick peek. Please don’t dive bomb me.”

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

@fitnesswaffles @loraineb @hgtv I accept that I am too much of a slob to have open shelves or glass-front cabinets.

[The Muppets @TheMuppets]

Reminder from Floyd: Keep rockin'. Stay groovy. Be chill. ✌️

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

@AaronW_016 I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!! This is the best feeling ever! Even though it’s not the way any of us imagined it, savor this moment. You deserve it! 💕

[Michelle Renew @MichelleRenew]

@JonAcuff @Pringles I might be “extra” in a lot of ways, but not in my chips. I am a CLASSIC Pringles girl. I stay true to my roots & honor the days where your only chip options were potato or corn - or pork skins.