Michelle🍜

IU Class of 2020 ZCHS Class of 2016 99% of my feed is Survivor, so ya know...

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white people be like let’s go get drunk at a brewery with all of our small children and let them run around everywhere

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Me giving advice Me getting advice

[Julieta @Julieta_Fem]

Necesito que vuelvan los 140 caracteres así se dejan de joder con esas historias inventadas por chat gpt que intentan dar lecciones de vida.
Harta.

[Michelle🍜 @MichelleS416]

We had a watch party 😊

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

today in 2007:

disney channel premiered the ‘high school musical’ episode of ‘the suite life of zack & cody’, followed by the premiere of ‘high school musical 2’, followed by the premiere of ‘phineas and ferb’, followed by the jonas brothers episode of ‘hannah montana’

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

Are you still a believer in Hinge? Because at 28, it's marginal, right?

[col in @virtueofnovelty]

this how it feels to be liked by the same person twice on hinge

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

when i am president of the world im putting a landfill site on dobbys grave

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

I like that the one night a year you can legally have sex has become the new beach that makes you old

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[Beyond The Miles Travel @BeyondTheMiles1]

@moh_in_law Exactly! The amount of complaining I hear the day after super bowl because the morning people had to stay up late (by choice) one damn night is obnoxious! They are such babies about it

[ry @charmvinyl]

just ate a piece of chocolate and my teeth hurt

[jesse ✹✹✹ @ederiched]

i find it so funny that people, myself included, still say "open the schools." perfect example of a phrase becoming anachronistic in real time.

[Sophie @oldhagposting]

When the twitter video ends and you end up watching Desperate Housewives and Everybody Hates Chris from clipfarming accounts

[Michelle🍜 @MichelleS416]

Me but it’s my favorite coworkers

[maria ପ꒰ ՞҂ ˕ ��՞𐦯 ଓ ♡ @ioo0zii0zi]

quando voce ta num date e percebe que mencionou sua melhor amiga pelo menos 15 vezes em menos de meia hora

[Joey Nova NYC 🍇 @thejoeynova]

I used to be confused about the Madonna-Whore complex when I first heard about it as a kid because I was like well isn’t Madonna kind of slutty too

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[miia @miiagarro]

"what’s ur blood type?" idk fucking boiling