Michelle Thomas

I wrote My Shit Therapist and other mental health stories. Repped by @CWAgencyUK Writer. Welsh. Bit peckish. She/her.

[Michelle Thomas @MichelleTomos]

OUT ON MONDAY! The paperback version of #myshittherapist is coming, so you can get my words in your eyes for less. Look at all those sexy quotes.

Pre-order at the link in the bio. I’ve got some cool #internationalwomensday stuff lined up for next week, too.

Love love love x

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@jennieg_author @MarianKeyes Oh my giddy tits! FANTASTIC news.

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@WriterHBlack Oooh, I’m heading there in Nov! Any recs please? x

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This prick has just completed a vomit tour of the flat. Puked on bedroom, office, and hall carpet, while skilfully avoiding the wipe-clean bathroom floor. She’s not only fine now, but absolutely delighted with herself.

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I love this so much @NotRollergirl

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Quitting shopping was harder than giving up booze – this is how I did it

🖋️ My problem is mostly dresses, often coats, sometimes tiny white tops which I hoard in the hope they will make me feel like a French movie star, writes @NotRollergirl https://t.co/nqDfvvgIEd

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@MimiThebo Well this looks terrible exciting! Just nabbed my ticket, see you there!

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Any regrets about your social media habits?
Maybe you hardlaunched a relationship before it was ready. Maybe you regret sharing pics of your kids. Have your socials affected your career? Ping me a DM or comment below and your story could be in my next book!
(T&Cs apply)

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Here she comes again with her rhyming slang!

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Alesha Dixon just won Britain’s Got Talent

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Please donate to @UNICEF. Please email your MP and demand an immediate permanent ceasefire - @oxfamgb has a template you can use. I won’t share the videos that prompted this. #alleyesonrafah

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@RevRichardColes Hello Rev! We met on Sat. Live for my first project, One Pound Stories. My second book explores regret and I’d love a spiritual viewpoint on it. I’ve spoken to a Rabbi, an Imam, and a Witch, and I’d love your perspective! May I DM with more info please?

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@jennieg_author Is this how everyone does it?

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I miss Brass Eye.

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If the God Russell Brand believes in exists, it’s objectively funny that He engineered for him to be baptised in actual human shit.

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@rrraacchh1 Morning @rrraacchh1, I've just posted a very late submission for this so that you have my details when you need a fresh, funny voice with a murky twist. Here's my first (best-selling, thank-you-very-much) book, would love to see if we can work together: https://t.co/GOAO2dZcev

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I’m in the old M&S in #Bristol collecting stories about #regret. Come say hi!

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@Cparks1976 @themayhew How do you and Duke feel about arranged marriage? Asking for my girl, Caroline.

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I haven’t been writing as much as I’d like because of work / life. Someone told me “Michelle, for a couple of hours a day, just be a writer”. So I am. Early morning writing sessions on Instalive this week (@msmthomas). #writewithme

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@jennieg_author Woop! xx

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@AmyCMason @clarered Obviously, yes please.

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@sianharries_ Go for the hair, that’s the source of her power.

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A better title for @Yellowstone would be A Murder of Cows because it’s about murder and cows.