Michelle Woods

Free time means scuba diving, camping, and film making for me.

[Laura Owens @LauraOwenstf]

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[Emily Ford @EmilyFordlhnx]

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[Sandra Mason @SandraMasoohi]

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[Michelle Woods @MichelleWooz]

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[Michelle Woods @MichelleWooz]

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[Michelle Woods @MichelleWooz]

بشرای تویی که عاشق دریایی 🌊🐳🐚 #شمع_دریا#شمع_اقیانوس#شمع_دریاییمع دریا ، شمع اقیانوسی

[Michelle Woods @MichelleWooz]

Mozzarella is often lighter, while cheddar provides a richer taste and texture. 🥩 Beef: The cut matters. Sirloin is typically leaner and higher in pr

[Michelle Woods @MichelleWooz]

@Spideraxe30 honestly this would've been better without the music

[tenzo @0xTenzo]

NOBODY'S GOING TO PAY THIS ROBOT TO WORK. THEY'LL PAY IT TO SHOW UP.

It walks through a mall like a person having a normal afternoon. Orders a burger. Wanders into a perfume shop and says something about the smell. Plays dog music when it passes a dog. Sits in a photo booth. Takes a parking ticket on the way out. Stands watching a ride and commenting on it.

Nobody in that mall is thinking about payload capacity. They're filming it.

That's the business almost everyone is missing. A humanoid on a factory line has to beat a wage to be worth buying. A humanoid walking around in public doesn't compete with labor at all, it competes with a marketing budget, and that's a completely different number.

Every one of those scenes is a post. The burger, the perfume, the dog. Nothing else in a feed looks like that yet, which means the views aren't earned by editing, they're earned by the format being new.

And the moment it has an audience, it stops being a robot and becomes inventory. Brands don't pay for the machine, they pay for it to walk into their store on camera. Perfume brand wants the shop scene. Burger place wants the counter shot. Mall wants the footfall.

One machine, one operator, a booking calendar. That window is open right now and it shuts the second there are ten of these in every city.

The people building robots are trying to get them hired.
The people making money are pointing a camera at one.

[FraNkeY @FraNkeY136]

THIS 12-SECOND BATHROOM CLIP GENERATES
$10 000/MO AND NO ONE REALIZES IT'S GENERATED BY AI

Long dark hair. Emerald green ribbed crop top connected with a gold clasp. Matching bottoms. Gold chain shoulder strap. She stands in a grey textured bathroom, flips her hair, turns profile, and smiles straight into the camera. Twelve seconds of "getting ready for a night out" content that looks like a casual phone video.

Nobody booked a lounge. Nobody wired the recessed lights.

The wall reflections and skin texture are the tell nobody spots. Soft warm spotlights scatter individual points of light across the horizontal wood-grain wall tiles behind her, while the front key light catches the subtle sheen on her skin and hair strands during the turn. AI lighting usually flattens depth or ignores directional bounce. This one tracks micro-reflections perfectly.

Pause at 0:04. Full smile. Facing front. Gold necklace catching the overhead glare. That is the exact frame that looks like a real selfie before heading out.

HERE'S WHY ELEVATOR AND RESTROOM CONTENT OUTPERFORMS STAGED STUDIO SHOOTS.

Studios feel like advertisements. Restrooms and elevator mirrors feel intimate and spontaneous. Audiences buy into the raw "behind-the-scenes" aesthetic because it mimics real social media stories.

Watch her smile at 0:09 one more time.

Those lights were never turned on.

[Phosphen @phosphenq]

Stanford just released a free 4-hour course on how to actually make cheap models answer like expensive ones:

how to go from one prompt to a jury that picks the right answer:

0:19:20 - why asking twice beats bigger models
0:50:20 - the check almost nobody runs
2:00:15 - merging answers beats picking one
3:03:25 - weak judges outvoting a strong one
3:52:15 - an agent that repairs its code

taught by the people who trained models at Google Brain and Anthropic, every checkpoint is public.

i sat through all four, part three is where it stops being theory.

one answer > a hundred answers > a jury > one verdict > a model that fits on a laptop

buying a better model is the old move.
wrapping a free one is the new one.

worth more than a semester of tuition, and the loop that runs it while you sleep is below

[EWC Extra @EWC_Extra]

The PMWC at EWC 26 groups are locked in and absolutely STACKED. 🥵

Who is surviving this draw?

[Michelle Woods @MichelleWooz]

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[Michelle Woods @MichelleWooz]

@LeagueOfLeaks

[Michelle Woods @MichelleWooz]

guys im gonna get sick … was stalking my work crush on instagram (as usual) and he posted a reel w some restaurant spot w two cups of tea… yeah its over😅
now my dream totally makes sense 🫪
gonna have a good cry about it before i sleep tonight

[Michelle Woods @MichelleWooz]

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[Michelle Woods @MichelleWooz]

I hate him for planning on moving in with a “friend” he met on tinder and is mostly why we broke up. I hate how lustful he secretly was and all the sneaky lies that I was too fucking stupid to realize at the time. I hate him for lying right to my face.

[Michelle Woods @MichelleWooz]

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