Michelle Xueyi

Aspiring global citizen, currently based in Singapore. Mama to Ellie. Chronically overdressed. Food lover, Disney geek, TV addict. Semi-active on social media.

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Vanessa Hudgens has found her calling - "Christmas rom-coms", and I am here for it. #TheKnightBeforeChristmas

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My super power is blocking Wi-Fi signals. Seriously, Wi-Fi never works around me. And that's a shitty power to have. I'm easily the least popular person in the room. Especially around gamers.

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When I say that I don't have many things in my home, it's to share the benefits of a minimalist lifestyle. It's NOT a hint for you to buy random crap and tell me, "Oh, this is for your home, since you have so much space for more stuff."

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I just spilled hot coffee all over. This wouldn't have happened if I'd already had my coffee. Oh wait...

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Flower of the universe, child of mine 🌸

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People: What, you're spending a whole week in just Tokyo? Won't you get bored?
Me: THERE AREN'T ENOUGH DAYS.

Seriously though, any tips or recommendations will be much appreciated, thanks!

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No you won't get this life again.

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I'm currently reading a novel and may not sleep tonight because we all know that "just one more chapter" is a lie. #booklovers #ReadABookDay

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Don't take this personally, but if you're the kind of person who cooks with only one clove of garlic then we can't be friends. #garlic #garlicislife

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I try to tell myself that it's a "generation thing", that somehow the elders feel even more entitled to say that someone is too fat, too thin, too tall, too short etc. I try not to get affected by it, but I'm only human and sometimes it hits a sore spot.

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How insensitive must you be to comment on the body of a woman who gave birth a WEEK ago? Yes, there was an actual human being in there for 40 weeks and no, her tummy didn't magically flatten immediately after the baby came out.

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Scrolling through Facebook/Instagram: oh man my friends are getting old... Wait a minute... I'm old! Ugh. #gettingold

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@bemyfantasyy Hugs dear, jiayou!

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Me: Look at the baby bringing her hands together like-
Mum: A lady.

I was going to say "criminal mastermind", but let's go with that.

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Ugh, stop calling yourself a "foodie" on Instagram when you don't even mention the names of the restaurants you dined in. Annoying AF.

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Just read that skinny Steve had a long list of ailments, but didn't he spend at least a few days training alongside regular dudes in the army before being injected with the super serum? So we're all just lucky he didn't drop dead before becoming #CaptainAmerica?

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Baby has her own passport now! Now I can finally use the passport cover that I received as a wedding favour last year. #mamalife

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Not taking the train with baby just yet. Maybe until she can hold her head up? #mumlife

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Comfort taxi was a no-show. So it's #Grab as usual. Ah Beng driving a Prius.