Michelle CE

Software Engineer. Lover of dance and poker.

[Michelle CE @Michelle_CE_]

Note to self, @FedEx @FedExHelp has abysmal customer service.will literally hang up on you when you’re trying to get help.used to work in a call center so it’s not like I was being rude.Guess their surveys don’t mean anything since they clearly don’t care about being rated poorly

[Michelle CE @Michelle_CE_]

Why does @Meta feel the need to substitute Spanish names with the English version as if non-English names are a word people need to understand

[Michelle CE @Michelle_CE_]

Coping with mental illness is like playing chess against your brain 24/7 #mentalillness

[Michelle CE @Michelle_CE_]

Having a combination of mental illnesses is like a where’s Waldo of why you’re feeling off

[Michelle CE @Michelle_CE_]

One of the most notable things I’ve learned in the last month is that I am seriously SURROUNDED by Pisces. I could build a moat with all this water.

[Michelle CE @Michelle_CE_]

On a scale of 1-10, how sophisticated am I for choosing wine based on the bottle art?

[Michelle CE @Michelle_CE_]

Why does going to a grocery store in person for the first time in over a year feel like getting my life together

[Michelle CE @Michelle_CE_]

My relationship with sustenance is a perpetual hellscape of wanting food but not really and then agonizing over how to satisfy that urge.

[Michelle CE @Michelle_CE_]

To people that end their messages with a period in text - why are you so serious and are you mad at me?

[Michelle CE @Michelle_CE_]

@realDonaldTrump you probably paid someone to give you the answers to the dementia test #yourefired

[Michelle CE @Michelle_CE_]

@realDonaldTrump you have small hands and micro small dick energy #yourefired

[Michelle CE @Michelle_CE_]

@realDonaldTrump you're a fascist asshole and ugly af #yourefired"

[Rebecca Morin @RebeccaMorin_]

.@AOC is calling on voters to check their voter registration and make a plan on how they’re going to vote. She also has a message to those who don’t want to vote:

“Voting for Joe Biden is not about whether you agree with him, it’s a vote to let our Democracy live another day”

[Michelle CE @Michelle_CE_]

Wait wut

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

A thing I’ve never been able to shake has been someone telling me that Train’s “Hey Soul Sister” is actually all about the first time he ever dated a Black woman. And now you must carry this burden as well. You’re welcome!

[DAVID “DAMELIO” 📸 @xDAMELIOx]

I really be waking up tired...like wtf did I even sleep for???

[Michelle CE @Michelle_CE_]

@uzeio I only see one post tho

[Michelle CE @Michelle_CE_]

I know my dog's love is unconditional and fully accepting of my craziness because she is totally unfazed and it does not interrupt her sleep when I decide to randomly start howling at 3am. #puppylove

[Michelle CE @Michelle_CE_]

I like the song "1999" but I find the fact that they pronounce it like "9099" a little triggering.

[Michelle CE @Michelle_CE_]

At this rate, September will be tomorrow.

[Michelle CE @Michelle_CE_]

@jk_rowling I don't think that JKR is in some way denying the gender that trans people feel they are. Being pregnant is a biological woman's issue. Getting a period is a biologically womn's issue. some parts of the world, being biologically fem makes you more likely to be put up for adoption