Michelle Kinney

Fitness Coach | Gym Owner | Mountain Climber | 4 x CrossFit Games competitor | 3 x Guinness World Record Holder | M.S. in Applied Economics

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Stephen Schoch @bigdonkey47]

Mississippi State owning all of the top 25 on-campus attendance records in NCAA baseball history just feels right

[Michelle Kinney @Michelle_Kinney]

@AwesomeNewsom ☠️☠️☠️

[Michelle Kinney @Michelle_Kinney]

@MichaelWBratton @thatSECpodcast 6-6 but man, you never know. These guys have some fight in them. I think 7-5 is best case scenario. Hell of a turn-around from last year.

[MLB @MLB]

HE KICKED IT UP TO HIMSELF AND STILL MADE THE CATCH! 🤯

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Trump is firing comedians. That’s what happens in Russia and China. Cannot happen here.

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

U.S. COMPANIES ANNOUNCE JUST 1,494 NEW JOBS IN AUGUST — LOWEST FOR THE MONTH SINCE 2009; LAYOFFS SURGE 39% TO 85,979

[MLB @MLB]

JURICKSON PROFAR!

An INSTANT catch of the year candidate 😱

[Cub @cub527]

@Braves

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

LOVE THE DRAKE!

#BravesCountry

[MLB @MLB]

A season of adversity?

Nothing was stopping the @Braves from making the #postseason. 😮‍💨

[David O'Brien @DOBrienATL]

MLB moves slowly on matters that require fast, decisive action.
Hurricane path known 4-5 days ago. Mets and Braves were off Monday. Having them start series Monday would’ve reduced it to 1 game to make up next Monday. And moving today’s game to noon might’ve enabled whole series.

[Michelle Kinney @Michelle_Kinney]

@LinzBSmith Congratulations!

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

I love my black job 🖤

[Mississippi State Softball @HailStateSB]

State takes down #4 Tennessee for its highest-ranked win in Nusz Park since 2016!

#HailState🐶

[Hail State Stool @HailStateStool]

Good morning,

It has been 3,259 days since Ole Miss has won a series against Mississippi State

[Mississippi State Softball @HailStateSB]

Reaching new heights!

Checking in at No. 1⃣1⃣ in the @SoftbalAmerica poll, State has reached its highest ranking in any poll in program history!

@Coach_Ricketts | #HailState🐶

[Michelle Kinney @Michelle_Kinney]

@bushofficial Denver!

[MLB @MLB]

The @Braves turn the first-ever 8-5-3 double play in the #Postseason ... and it ends the game!

h/t: @SlangsOnSports, @EliasSports

[Michelle Kinney @Michelle_Kinney]

🔥🔥🔥

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

THAT JUST HAPPENED.

#AsOneATL