Michelle Johnson

You can't handle the 'ruth.

[Michelle Johnson @Michelle_belle1]

I use accent marks in Spanish like I use commas in English. #sprinklethemeverywhere

[Michelle Johnson @Michelle_belle1]

Caro: maybe I'm adopted
Me: you're not adopted! You look like grandpa, remember?
Caro: ..........maybe grandpa was adopted...

[relatable @byreIatable]

When you're trying to reach the word count for an essay

[Michelle Johnson @Michelle_belle1]

Listening to a dating couple argue outside the library about how they're going to raise their kids. This is awkward.

[Michelle Johnson @Michelle_belle1]

Literally moved to tears by the Lord's goodness.

[Michelle Johnson @Michelle_belle1]

4 friends engaged in 4 days....tis the season #ohyoumeantthatseason

[Michelle Johnson @Michelle_belle1]

TAYLOR WHITMIRE @taylor_whitmire https://t.co/T24Uv8djJE

[Rachel Silas @rachelsilas]

it's really not secret Santa without that one person asking "who do you have" like five times a day

[Michelle Johnson @Michelle_belle1]

The Jamaicans' use of "ya man" makes the Americans' use of "like" seem quaint. --Dad :D

[Michelle Johnson @Michelle_belle1]

@DanielCanYilmaz Cleverrrr I see what you did there ;)

[Matt Brown @evangelistmatt]

Don’t say God is silent when your Bible is closed.

[Michelle Johnson @Michelle_belle1]

Well that was not the most conventional way of making mashed potatoes #butitworked #momwillneverknow

[Michelle Johnson @Michelle_belle1]

My family knows I'm home when I've lit every candle in the house and it's only been the first five minutes.

[Michelle Johnson @Michelle_belle1]

@JonnySiebs @DanielCanYilmaz @austin_kv @JamesdaGilbert: Did Jess write this?!?! https://t.co/rTe4RoSGLn

[Michelle Johnson @Michelle_belle1]

Jess: muhahahaha (real laugh)
Me: That was the closest thing I've ever heard you make to an evil laugh and it was still so friendly

[relatable @byreIatable]

College students showing up to Thanksgiving dinner next week like

[North Greenville University Athletics @NGUAthletics_]

What a blessing to have such a beautiful campus #WeAreNGU

[Michelle Johnson @Michelle_belle1]

@taylor_whitmire that. was. perfect. You win it all. :D ...all my respect and admiration, that is.

[Michelle Johnson @Michelle_belle1]

@taylor_whitmire hey I miss you! let's hang out more :)

[Michelle Johnson @Michelle_belle1]

Sometimes I feel like my prayer life is like the improv game "change." I start praying one thing and God goes CHANGE #Lordthey-- #okitwasme