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The most powerful force in the universe, We are Michelle Obama's Bangs.
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Gaylarious is tonight and we still have a few tickets left! Get 'em at http://t.co/ddCCj1dv!!!

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Let's just all agree that Maggie Smith would have done an equally as good job performing during the halftime show. Thx.

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Just put Beyonce in the middle of the field and her blond hair will illuminate everything.

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I wonder if whenever the 49ers effectively predict a Baltimore play they all say in unison, "OMG THAT'S SO RAVEN!"

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Please follow @mkpaulsen as he live tweets the superbowl. My bangs rejoice!

[Susan Seranwrap @mkpaulsen]

So excited for our next Gaylarious on Thursday, February 7! Be sure to get tickets at http://t.co/dIWrw9SI!

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May the blessings of Michelle Obama's bangs be upon you.

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I apologize for the absence my dear banglings. We are rested and fully blown out. Rejoice!

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Willow Smith whips her hair back and forth but Michelle Obama's bangs thinks this is stupid.

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Please note that Michelle Obama's bangs are to be BOTH admired and feared. #bangs

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@drakecarden Please submit your request in writing to Michelle Obama's bangs and hold your breath until you receive an answer. Thank you.

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Please enjoy work tomorrow. Michelle Obama's bangs have decided that your offices will be open.

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Michelle Obama's bangs are patient, Michelle Obama's bangs are kind. They do not envy, they do not boast, they are not proud. -1 Cor.13:4

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It was only after a heartfelt conversation with Michelle Obama's bangs that President Obama allowed women to join the infantry.

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@JefferySelf May the blessings of Michelle Obama's bangs rain down upon you. Rejoice.