Defender of the Realm

An Engineer, Environmentalist, Roller-skater, Backpacker and Bob Ross Enthusiast amongst other things

[Defender of the Realm @MichellsAnatomy]

San Antonio Animal Care Services has a program that lets you take a dog out for 4 hours and bring them back to give them a break from the shelter 😭 You can go take them on a walk, or to go home and watch a movie or go get ice cream. IM CRYING.
CAN YALL SIGN UP PLZ

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Indiana mom of 2 dies after drinking too much water on family vacation https://t.co/LRHmftnkB1

[KSAT 12 @ksatnews]

The rescue center will be shutdown for at least three weeks.
Animals will need to be moved from the Hwy 151 location by today.

[Defender of the Realm @MichellsAnatomy]

Kick rocks

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

“F*ck that. Those guys have gotten enough luck already. They already got Tim and Dave. Being able to draft the three best center prospects of the last 35 years would be some bullsh!t.”

- Rival scout on the Spurs getting the No. 1 pick

(Via https://t.co/8b2v38fDbm)

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Roo Pub in San Antonio said it would cover everyone’s drinks if the Spurs secured the #1 NBA Draft pick.

The scene:

(via @RealTomPetrini)

[KSAT 12 @ksatnews]

💥💥💥@spurs fans celebrating #1 draft pick by honking on Commerce St. #KSATnews #GoSpursGo #PorVida

https://t.co/vzxHbOywSm

[Defender of the Realm @MichellsAnatomy]

HOWS EVERYONE DOING TODAY

[Defender of the Realm @MichellsAnatomy]

Jesus Christ what is happening

[News 4 San Antonio @News4SA]

The doctor - accused of raping two sedated patients - was found dead in a ditch with a gunshot wound to the head and handgun by his side.

https://t.co/2TxsjWY04d

[NPR @NPR]

🧙🏽‍♀️ Calling Hocus Pocus fans: The Sanderson Sisters' cottage will be available for two guests to rent on Airbnb — complete with a cauldron, spell book and black-flame candle.
https://t.co/cyontUXH13

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Bruh said “she still fuckin in here” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Find the duck 🦆

[ONSET. @wereonset]

ZOEY 101 is a CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC, argue with ya mama 😤😤

[Defender of the Realm @MichellsAnatomy]

DROP THE QUEEN MEMES

[Defender of the Realm @MichellsAnatomy]

Im only on here today to see the Queen Elizabeth memes

[Defender of the Realm @MichellsAnatomy]

THE TOTAL LUNAR ECLIPSE IS HAPPENING. GO OUTSIDE IDIOTS

[Lynn @lethal_lindaa]

I want to hate him but I can’t. Y’all filled his pockets up on OF 🔥😭

[Defender of the Realm @MichellsAnatomy]

HOW IS THIS HAPPENING

[Defender of the Realm @MichellsAnatomy]

Haven’t tweeted in a while. Here’s a picture of me working at 8pm.

[Defender of the Realm @MichellsAnatomy]

Can you believe this good boy was scheduled to be euthanized this week… Everyone welcome Appa to my family ❤️

[Defender of the Realm @MichellsAnatomy]

Why buy a $90 air purifier at Target when you can literally just grow moss