Michigan No Stars FC

💥 Not illegal 💥 We stand for soccer, liberty and the NATIONAL ANTHEM 💥 Committed for the long haul, even without Steven 💥 Most stable club in NISA 💥 🏆

[Michigan No Stars FC @MichiganNoStars]

Pathway to bankruptcy!

[Michigan No Stars FC @MichiganNoStars]

👀💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[Detroit City FC @DetroitCityFC]

It's be a fun day, but it's not over yet 🕓

[Michigan No Stars FC @MichiganNoStars]

🚨 The Major Leagues Soccer will be coming to Michigan!

We will have the first ALL STANDING ROOM soccer stadium in the Major League Soccer at the Michigan Stars Sports Center.

25,000 fans can stand comfortably in the most beautiful park, with plenty of bathrooms in the back!

[Michigan No Stars FC @MichiganNoStars]

THIS IS WHY WE HAD TO SEND STEVEN TO EUROPE, SO WE COULD PROTECT HIM. HIS MOTHER CRIES EVERY DAY, BUT AT LEAST HE DOESNT PLAY FOR @DetroitCityFC

[Detroit City FC @DetroitCityFC]

Adding more star power to the goalkeeper union ⚜️

Detroit City Football Club is delighted to announce the signing of goalkeeper Tatenda Mkuruva to a two-year contract, with 2025 guaranteed and an option for the 2026 season.

📰: https://t.co/YRBF9q6v3G

[Michigan No Stars FC @MichiganNoStars]

Just another example of communist America. We're being forced to distribute our hard-earned wealth to the team down the street. #ThanksObama

[Detroit City FC @DetroitCityFC]

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Noon.

[Michigan No Stars FC @MichiganNoStars]

THE RUMORS ARE TRUE, AS CONFIRMED BY THE OUTSTANDING REPORTING BY THE MAJORS AND @scyldsceafing

YES, I'VE GIVEN UP ON THE NOTORIOUS LOSERS, MICHIGAN STARS

YES, @DetroitCityFC WILL BE BRINGING A VERY TALENTED AMERICAN HOME FROM EUROPE

YES, THOSE THINGS ARE RELATED #STEVEN2CITY

[The Majors Detroit @TMSNXDetroit]

Make City Make Spence: American Soccer and the Detroit City FC Rumor Mill 👀

TUNE INTO THE LATEST EPISODE!

#DCFC | #DCTID

https://t.co/jc8FUMhIQE

[Michigan No Stars FC @MichiganNoStars]

The #fakenews may not be so fake this time...

Big changes are coming #MakeAmericanSportsGreatAgain

[Michigan No Stars FC @MichiganNoStars]

Go fuck yourselves, America.

[Michigan No Stars FC @MichiganNoStars]

So, we are forced to spend time and money fighting @SavCloversFC, they spend badly after having a terrible season, and quit our game. Shouldn't the Stars be reimbursed for fraud in that everyone around @NISALeague knew they were not capable of being a soccer team? Just askin'?

[Michigan No Stars FC @MichiganNoStars]

People say George this 🙄 and George that 🙄 They never believe what say, but I truly do care about the environment. In my garden 👨‍🌾 I always make sure to keep my fruits and vegetables watered. 🍑🍆💦

[Michigan No Stars FC @MichiganNoStars]

People say George this, George that. "George, why didn't you build a stadium?" But nobody says "George, you made the world better by laying beautiful green turf in an empty field where there just used to be ugly grass" I'm an environmentalist, but the haters never say that

[Michigan No Stars FC @MichiganNoStars]

People say George this and George that. "George you have a booger in your mustache" and "George just buy Steven a PS5 and a copy of FIFA, he won't know the difference"

What they don't say is "George you sold players to Europe Champion Division for $0. Your a genius!" Why not?

[Michigan No Stars FC @MichiganNoStars]

So we'll be good. We'll also be bad, like Steven and the other one played today. Should have won. I wasted a lot of money on this team. Should have won. They did, but they also should have. It's the best team, and one of those sons is great, just like @NISALeague

[Michigan No Stars FC @MichiganNoStars]

45,000 people - a beautiful crowd, the best crowd, bigger than any DCFC crowd - came to see the best team play. Not as many as watch me play golf. If @InterDetroit want a challenge, they should take me on in golf. I've got the best swing, the most beautiful swing you've ever seen

[NISA Official @NISALeague]

A big W for @InterDetroit ✅

See you in Round II of the #2024NISAIndCup 🏆 👀

[Michigan No Stars FC @MichiganNoStars]

If I ran @NISALeague, I'd be the greatest commissioner God ever created. I'd make NISA great again. I'd be tough, just like Hannibal Lecter, he was one tough cookie, had a plan called Plan 2029 or something. I've never heard of it, but it's a great plan.

[Michigan No Stars FC @MichiganNoStars]

Lots of folks say to me, they say "sir, you really have the best, most incredible, hard-working marketing department in pro soccer."

[Michigan No Stars FC @MichiganNoStars]

Fine journalists like you should investigate the rampant corruption and COLLUSION from refs & Open Cup officials in Tuesday's match

The result should be vacated! @DetroitCityFC should be declared losers and the entire organization should be disbanded IMMEDIATELY! #StopTheSteal