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[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

I APOLOGIZE FOR DISRUPTING YOUR SCROLL… but SIS, you are going to have lots of wins for JUNE.

[𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @int6wn]

soft launching my disappearance

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[Flow @FlowFGC]

People are making posters with AI to advocate against building a giant data center in my hometown

[𓆩♡𓆪 @fairyprxncess]

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my fishbowl of coffee

[marly ☆ @marlysmemos]

not now, sweetie

mom is trying to get @SW_Celebration tickets

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Gas almost cinco de fucking dollars..

[eva ☽ @arcticgreens]

happy may 4th to all the women who can't mention star wars without an annoying man in her ear ready to quiz her for fan credentials

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

if i worked all day and came home and saw a grown ass man waiting for me to cook him something I would literally beat him.

[masha @masha_slp]

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN

[vini ミ☆ @sabrinautista]

her biggest enemy being behind her…

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

No baby he’s included

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I’m an eldest daughter which means I’m automatically irritated by your incompetence because I was never given room or grace to be imcompetent. I won’t be elaborating. The daughters who know get it.

[Ethan ☆ @safetypinhrt]

The people yearn for another Punk Goes Pop album…. it’s me. I’m people.

[fuzzy𐙚⋆°｡⋆♡wildehopps @fuzzwilde]

what plays in my head when i'm trying to focus at work

[sahil @epichilfire3]

the corporate life is not for the weak

[Tunnelsnakesfool 🤌🏻🫡🫠 @Tunnelsnakefool]

Watched the whole thing in 40 parts on tiktok so I'm good

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

happy mysterious $9.99 charge from apple day to all who celebrate

[pj @cutiepiemoon]

WHEN UR ALREADY CRYING AND YOU GET A NOTIFICATION THAT ERIC DANE DIED