Elon Musk’s Fursona

getting my shit together one twitter rant at a time

[Elon Musk’s Fursona @Michory]

@amstutsman Meth yes, pineapple no.

[Elon Musk’s Fursona @Michory]

Don’t bite the gun that feeds you

[Elon Musk’s Fursona @Michory]

It seems rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated

[Elon Musk’s Fursona @Michory]

AM I BACK????

[Elon Musk’s Fursona @Michory]

AM I BACK????

[Elon Musk’s Fursona @Michory]

Potentially the start of some mammatus clouds over Menomonee Falls? @NWSMilwaukee

[Elon Musk’s Fursona @Michory]

I…I was joking when I changed the name on my account and it’s been this way now for a few years. Guess it’s not a joke 🫣

[Elon Musk’s Fursona @Michory]

I hope you get the reproductive healthcare that you personally voted for.

[Breanna Morello @BreannaMorello]

UPDATE: I have not hit traffic on I75 heading north.

I stopped at two gas stations and they all had fuel.

Do not let the rumors of traffic and fuel shortages deter you from leaving.

Please leave if you’re told to evacuate.

I75 heading south has dozens of lineman heading towards Florida.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

THEYRE EATING THE DOGS

[Derek Yeeter @xtremelywoke]

trump talking about the insurrection he incited

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

As a small business owner (fantasy football manager) Which one of these nominees is going to weaponize the DOJ to insure nfl coaches stop playing fast and loose w the injury reports

[Max @Juicewag]

I wish I was executed after birth

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

the aliens after their transgender operations

[Elon Musk’s Fursona @Michory]

@NWSMilwaukee Will this affect patrons at the WI state fair?

[Elon Musk’s Fursona @Michory]

Hello Twitter it’s been a while

[FINAL FANTASY VII @finalfantasyvii]

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[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

President Biden was trying to provide students $10,000 – $20,000 in student debt relief.

By comparison, the average amount forgiven for PPP loans was over $70,000.

[Elon Musk’s Fursona @Michory]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t! But I’m being threatened at wing point by good old Muskrat so I’ll make this tweet #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Elon Musk’s Fursona @Michory]

I’m back to late night treadmill runs which means my mental state must be in SHAMBLES