Clyde Simmons

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

Fuck every one of you people that keep voting for these radical Islamists!!🖕🏻

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Joe Biden hired eighty-seven thousand IRS agents, and not a single one of them found this Somali fraud.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

New York City will require IDs to prove you live in the city in order to shop in the city owned grocery stores. So you need an ID to shop in the city’s stores, but it would be racist to require an ID to vote. Perfection.

[Whiplash437 @MrWhiplash_]

🚨 THIS IS GOING TO BREAK THE INTERNET!

Elon Musk just dropped Neuralink's craziest bombshell:

“In the next 6 to 12 months, we're going to implant the first vision devices. Even if you're 100% blind from birth, we're going to write directly to your visual cortex… and you're going to see.”

“And that's just the beginning. In the long term, you'll have ultra-HD resolution and real superpowers: you'll see in infrared, ultraviolet, and even radar. Literally like a superhero.”

The future is no longer science fiction. It's Neuralink.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

I don’t think people realize how absurd this is. Scottish runner Josh Kerr just broke the mile world record in 3:42.66, an average speed of 16.2 mph. Most people couldn’t even briefly reach that speed, let alone sustain it for an entire mile.

[Clyde Simmons @MichtoTenn21]

@MasculineM7 She thought only men get arrested for assault 😆🫶😁

[InfantryDort @infantrydort]

"On second thought, I guess I do like to brag. 'Cause I'm mighty proud of that Ragged Old Flag."

Happy Flag Day my fellow Americans 🇺🇸

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

God is real.

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

The world’s greatest soldiers have come from one place for the last 251 years:

The United States of America.

Happy Birthday, @USArmy! 🇺🇸

[Nick Brandel @MotorCityBanter]

Throwback to when Cecil Fielder hit a 510 foot home run.

FIVE HUNDRED TEN FEET

#DNMW #RepDetroit

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Sticking your dick in another man's ass is a personal choice.

Not a public holiday with parades and corporate rainbows!

You’re just a queer!

[Clyde Simmons @MichtoTenn21]

@Chuckthefreak I turned it off at halftime and turned Netflix on, seen they were up 10 with 4 mins to go...caught the last 4 mins of the game. Happy they won, pissed because I missed all the good stuff!

[Clyde Simmons @MichtoTenn21]

@George_Norrath @ken_westside @FBGreatMoments You notice how Ronnie had him lined up for a hit but went to the side at the last min 😆

[Clyde Simmons @MichtoTenn21]

@ken_westside @FBGreatMoments I think back then he gave Ronnie Lott a run for his money

[Clyde Simmons @MichtoTenn21]

@HonoluluBlues_ @riger1984 Joey Harrington...lol

[Clyde Simmons @MichtoTenn21]

@NFL_DovKleiman Christian Okoye

[Patriot🇺🇸Newswire @NewswirePatriot]

In April of 2006, Navy Seal Michael Day was shot 28 times, but it didn't stop him.

He was shot everywhere on his body but his head, and continued to fight with his Sig 9MM pistol even after the pistol grips and his thumb was shot off.

With that handleless pistol he killed the three more remaining bad guys. He only walked to a Medevac helicopter when the job was done.

Athletes shouldn't be revered as heroes, men like this should be.

Yes, Mike survived.✝️🙏

God bless Michael Day! 🇺🇲

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Save me your outrage. Obama bombed 8 countries without Congress approval and Clinton bombed an aspirin factory to cover up his affair.

[T.W. Shannon @TWShannon]

Obama bombed 8 countries and never gave Congress so much as a phone call. Spare me the pearl-clutching faux outrage.

[Damani Felder @TheDamaniFelder]

I like this new US military strategy where we don't tell the mainstream media or corrupt politicians about our plans until they've already been carried out successfully so that they can't run and leak info to our enemies in advance like the traitors that they are.

10 out of 10.