Michelle Witek

[Michelle Witek @Michwit]

Is it a rule for cats to constantly be in the way?

[White Girl Problems @whitegirIprblms]

I need to remember this. 😩👌

[Michelle Witek @Michwit]

@_TheLinds_ oh I have. And the rattatas. All the rattatas. Like, I'm not wasting treats on you to butter you up, asshole.

[Michelle Witek @Michwit]

Tell me why this freaking Venonat was jumping around so much. Like, you ain't shit I just want you for the stardust #PokemonGo

[Michelle Witek @Michwit]

Is cup stacking still a thing?

[Michelle Witek @Michwit]

It has taken me nearly 2 hours to finish a 15 minute job. This is the kind of day I'm having. I'm still not done.

[Michelle Witek @Michwit]

There is this dog at work that constantly shoves his nose between your legs when you're trying to walk and it's so uncomfortable. #violated

[Michelle Witek @Michwit]

I just test drove my dream car. Still the dream! #Wrangler #Jeep #iminlove

[Michelle Witek @Michwit]

I get pretty annoyed when my ability to do my job timely is hindered by an essential person not getting back to be with information I need.

[Michelle Witek @Michwit]

When it's too bright to tell if the traffic light is changing...

[Michelle Witek @Michwit]

#DougEFresh4eva #Imtalkingaboutmybrother

[Michelle Witek @Michwit]

What would my work day be like without slobber, blood, and other substances on my pants or shirt?

[Michelle Witek @Michwit]

So in December I'll be hourly again. But hey, that means my overtime hours will count again.

[Michelle Witek @Michwit]

@carrieblazina @OITNB I WAS SO UPSET

[White Girl Problems @whitegirIprblms]

I keep repeating this to myself.

[Michelle Witek @Michwit]

I love horses but I hate horse people. Everyone's gotta put their 2 cents in.

[Kami @lekurokami]

The FACTS.

[Michelle Witek @Michwit]

This world is getting so out of hand. https://t.co/1vaDaqjdRv

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

#Breaking: Two snipers in #Dallas shot 10 officers, and three officers are dead, chief says https://t.co/hLuMHZTYI8

[Michelle Witek @Michwit]

Pretty sure my roommates cat is plotting my death. He was sitting on the stool outside my room watching my door when I came out...

[White Girl Problems @whitegirIprblms]

When you're looking so good that you forget who you are for a second and finally realize who you are.