Michelle B.

World Traveler 🌎✈️ Oh, and I’m hella Bay 🌉

[Michelle B. @Michytini]

I have days where I come home from somewhere and for a split second, I don’t recognize where and who I am; Sometimes, I forget that the life I have and the person I am now are things I’ve dreamt about when I was younger. I am, quite literally, living my dreams 😍🥰

[AGUST D CHARTS @DataAgustD]

Mexico really unlocked the happiest, bubbliest, 100% energy Yoongi 😭

[‏ؘ @uraehope]

one of the rules of being an army is you need to retweet war of hormone when you see it

[Michelle B. @Michytini]

Not me crying over the plot climaxes in The Walking Dead #TWD i.e. Rick reuniting with his fam, Carol realizing Sophie has been dead awhile, Rick killing his asshole bff, Lori giving birth to Judith, and Carl shooting his mama as she turned into a zombie 😭 among many of them…🧟‍♂️

[Michelle B. @Michytini]

Y’all. I haven’t drank alcohol in months but made the mistake of drinking before a Giants game… SMH. When I say I felt exhausted the entire week after that, I’m under exaggerating. One way for my body to tell me it’s rejecting poison 💀

[Michelle B. @Michytini]

There is absolutely nothing worthy of watching anything anymore after the finale of #SuccessionHBO. Nothing holds my attention longer than 20 minutes. Send halp 🆘

[Michelle B. @Michytini]

It’s crazy how many times I’ve had to rewind episodes of shows I’m watching because I get distracted and do something else on the side 🤦🏻‍♀️ come on man. Am I the only one??

[Michelle B. @Michytini]

@talk2GLOBE 🆘

[Michelle B. @Michytini]

Hey, @enjoyGLOBE, can I get an eSim online so I don’t need to go to one of your locations? I went to a kiosk today and they asked for my passport. I don’t randomly bring that around with me everyday for obvious reasons. I don’t understand this protocol. I’d rather do it online

[Michelle B. @Michytini]

Hey, @enjoyGLOBE, can I get an eSim online so I don’t need to go to one of your locations? I went to a kiosk today and they asked for my passport. I don’t randomly bring that around with me everyday for obvious reasons. I don’t understand this protocol. I’d rather do it online

[Michelle B. @Michytini]

I checked in at The Original Pierre Maspero's on #Yelp https://t.co/YjkNaQ3EzN

[Michelle B. @Michytini]

I always wondered why bars and clubs never have toilet seat covers. Today? I have solved this mystery. I went to the club super early. I drank. I had to go piss. Went to the bathroom, sure enough. No covers. Moral of the story: never go to the club early ☝🏽

[Michelle B. @Michytini]

Bitch, if you wanted a sign to know whether you’re drunk or not, this is it 💀

[Michelle B. @Michytini]

Closing my browser window after putting in my desired items in my shopping cart for #BlackFriday is a whole other level of satisfaction that nobody has ever granted me 😌

[Michelle B. @Michytini]

Getting home safe and sound is such an underrated privilege. Grateful to be alive every time my head hits my pillow just as much as I’m grateful to wake up and start a brand new day 🥰

[Michelle B. @Michytini]

Oh. My. God.

This bed feels SO GOOD 🥰

This is one of the many moments in my life when I feel hella blessed. Thank you for a sweet, sweet life, dear god/aliens 🧡

My body and peace rest in your celestial hands 🙌🏽

In other news, my ears are ringing. I can’t sleep 💀 hahahaha

[Sergej Sumlenny, LL.M @sumlenny]

THREAD: Russian state-owned propaganda outlet RIA published the new programmatic article with the title "What Russia must do with Ukraine". The article reveals a detailed plan for a genocide, starting from full elimination of Ukrainian state. Details below.

[Michelle B. @Michytini]

I checked in at HookmeRolls on #Yelp https://t.co/C6aUJr6QyB

[Nathan Ilunga @NathanBwino]

My story
December 2016: received my first basketball
October 2020: my first step in the US
January 2021: Got recruited by the head coach of @CCSFMBB (Coach Justin Labagh)
March 2021 : 1st training with my team
March 2022: champion of the @CCCAASports 🏆
Thank you God🙏🏾#blessed

[Michael Kofman @KofmanMichael]

Long thread about how I think the first 96 hours have gone, still very early/incomplete impressions. The initial Russian operation was premised on terrible assumptions about Ukraine’s ability & will to fight, and an unworkable concept of operations. Moscow badly miscalculated. 1/

[Michelle B. @Michytini]

LETS GO GANE!! #ufc270