Mick Carter.

Oi Oi — I'm Mick Carter!! A 47 Year Old, local pub owner based in the East End!! Unfortunately married ha ha!! Sleazy Eastenders parody account.

[Mick Carter. @MickEastEnd]

Oi Oiii!! – Alright' I’m Mick Carter. I’m 47 years young!! Decided to come on here to have a bunny about the footy. I’m also married so birds keep off it!! I know I’m hard to resist as I’ve got a massive plonker but you’ll have to try!! Eastenders Parody.

[Mick Carter. @MickEastEnd]

@EastEndXXX @EastEndFreddie Nothing wrong with a quick tug during work is there?!

[Mick Carter. @MickEastEnd]

Oi lads, I saw this dolly tart come into The Vic earlier she had such a small skirt I could literally see her arse. She looked the same age as @EastEndFreddie but she got me proper solid. I had to sneak off for a tommy tank thinking about her giving me slop.. Is that bad?

[Mick Carter. @MickEastEnd]

@bigdavereturns @EastEndXXX @HunkyH69 @EastEndFreddie @EastEndPeter Leave off!! You melt.. what do you take me for some sort of bender?

[Mick Carter. @MickEastEnd]

@EastEndXXX @bigdavereturns @HunkyH69 @EastEndFreddie @EastEndPeter I don’t wanna know what you perv get upto alright! Each to their own I say..

[Mick Carter. @MickEastEnd]

@EastEndFreddie Fucking hell! You’re a right old perv ain’t ya?

[Mick Carter. @MickEastEnd]

@WALFORDGAYLAD @EastEndFreddie @EastEndPeter You’re a fucking perv!!

[Mick Carter. @MickEastEnd]

@EastEndFreddie @WALFORDGAYLAD @EastEndPeter @WALFORDGAYLAD Pictures? Fucking hell! Who else did you take pics of you creep! Ha!

[Mick Carter. @MickEastEnd]

@EastEndPeter @EastEndFreddie @HunkyH69 Arse bandits the pair of em!

[Mick Carter. @MickEastEnd]

I’m glad all this Halloween malarkey’s over for another year! Ha! We were offering a free booze up for best dressed. It was our @EastEndFreddie who won! Prizes for whoever guesses what he went as!

[Mick Carter. @MickEastEnd]

@EastEndFreddie @HunkyH69 Look at this! I told you our Fred knows a good costume. Ha.

[Mick Carter. @MickEastEnd]

@EastEndFreddie You’re lucky no one else saw or you’d be slung out. You need to keep that trouser snake secure next year geezer.. Ha!

[Mick Carter. @MickEastEnd]

@EastEndPeter @EastEndFreddie Oh leave it out Peter!! The Horny Devil just took it out the park! Ha Ha! Can tell Halfway enjoyed it he was all over you @EastEndFreddie!!

[Mick Carter. @MickEastEnd]

@EastEndFreddie @EastEndPeter You can’t blame anyone for thinking that you muppet! You had your whole arse out.. Ha!

[Mick Carter. @MickEastEnd]

@EastEndPeter Should set one up! Who’s coming then?!

[Callum Highway @WALFORDGAYLAD]

Right! I’m Callum Highway - I’m 27 years old and Married, my husband’s gone for a while so I decided to find some cock elsewhere! Stay tuned lads I’ll be posting what I get up to and who I get up! Ha!

[Mick Carter. @MickEastEnd]

@EastEndFreddie Mate! So many people want to spunk over your new tracksuit! Gross.. ha ha!

[Celeb Lover @CelebWanker]

I guess my taste is what you might call eclectic...