Little Twit Man

Hey guys. I enjoy doing acting and stand up comedy. I like a good ripe peach and warm weather too.

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

Get em, Dad.

[💧Frank Davies @Frank__Davies]

@LyleShelton Yeah me and most of the rest of the people on the planet.

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

@TamePunk is my spirit animal.

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

Lol I'm liking 2022 now.

[Rob Braslin @RobBraslin]

Here it is, for the love of Lime and Black Pepper Chips. Thanks @redrockdeli.

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

@RobBraslin The prefect film

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

@RobBraslin Bit scary!

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

To clarify; the above statement should be used as a witty retort to anyone with the gall to use the, 'the (year) called...' aphorism in 2021 anno domini.

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

The early 2000s called. They want their joke back.

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

If you're not fully vaccinated, please chat shit to me online and not to my face.

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

Hot tip: Tazos will be the new NFT.

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

@LuluLuvely Hey mate, big fan. I learn a lot from watching you play. You're so entertaining. Gutted to hear that people are being negative toward you. Can't wait for my daughter to be old enough to watch you do your thing with me and be inspired too. Hang tough.

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

If anyone ever wanted to hear me gush about my home town on radio, this one is for you.
https://t.co/iDfrOBULmt

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

@DanielC0nnell3 Nothing like a toastie

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

Sometimes when I eat cheese I wonder why I bother with other types of food.

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

@RobBraslin I would like some of this please and thank you.

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

Cum!

[Rob Braslin @RobBraslin]

Hey there mates, come to Merry Happy Comedy At The Grand Poobah on the 4th of December! It's gonna be the best. Link to tickets here https://t.co/o9RAlEWN8Z

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

@RobBraslin @ABCaustralia A premier league manager type game but it's a public broadcaster. You delicately manage government expectations while keeping the corporation buoyant, relevant to the citizenry and ethically uncompromised. Boring AF and you always lose. 1/10 would not play again IGN.

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

@RobBraslin U own a comedy club, brah?

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

@RobBraslin More

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

@Clairekoolkat Claire, you still don't.

[Little Twit Man @MickJDavies]

@RobBraslin It's Joe Pesci from Lethal Weapon 2