Michael Melbourne

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[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@kazzaloveslife I’d better not. 😂

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

So. Looking to date again… nothing serious. Where do I fucking start. New area I’ve moved to.. Now in Bletchley. Thought about the gym, but I’d just show what a lazy wanker I’ve been for 10 years. Any other suggestions?

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@clurrrrxhx Reyt love?? X

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@pullovergirl Been in something similar. Message if you need to get anything off your chest. X. I’m sorry to hear that. X

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@TinkerCunt_ Very naturally pretty.

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@laurenDeLuca0 I can’t stop looking at it. 👀

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@Davies0831 Stunning.

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@VampireGhuleh You really are stunning.

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@_ljx_ Get a toy out and sort yourself out at the same time. 💦

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@_ljx_ At least your parents aren’t doing it in a caravan in Skegness when you are the other side of a paper thin wall. Now THATS bad mate.

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@whingewine Wanker. Fuck him. You don’t treat a lady like that. I’m domesticated, keen cook, good job and car etc, kind and caring but starting again at 43 is hard. You’re v pretty, obvs intelligent. I’ll get u a beer and bag ofnuts! Don’t do what I did and leave it a bit. #catbloke #catlady

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@kazzaloveslife That’s a great one. Not a riddle it’s 3 statements. Brilliant.

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@shopaholicsuze Or sweating like a pikey in a spelling contest. 🤣

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@helen1lou Wow

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@tezilyas Not small heath?

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@footballtweet

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@RealMattLucas Mate,, he kicked off with the German fans too.

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@mattcross2 @tezilyas

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@tezilyas mate!!! I’ll send Villiam round innit.

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@kazzaloveslife 🍻

[Michael Melbourne @MickMelbourne]

@kazzaloveslife hope you’re doing well!! Made the move south on my Todd. Now in Fenny Stratford Bletchley. It’s alright. Nice green areas. Good number of lakes to stroll around.