Mick RICE! Hall

Just a good ole boy from the Midwest. I like blue jeans and baggy condoms.

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@HeinzKetchup_US love isn’t a strong enough word for how I feel about ketchup ❤️

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When I’m on stage, all my troubles go away and My mind is finally at peace for a little bit. My Nirvana. It doesn’t get much better then that. ♥️ @ Unplugged https://t.co/XTgYSEAW4v

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My upcoming extended show forecast! Come check me out and if you don’t laugh, I come with a money back guarantee with processing fees, a three month wait, a background check, and a free credit score check that hurts… https://t.co/zWASs0VIJH

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~Professional Procrastinator~
(I fixed it yesterday after I wrote this)

I regret to inform you
The shower it mocks me
Needing to be fixed
It sits
Simmering in a stew of
Anxiety
Fear
And a lack of self-confidence… https://t.co/5C6uxRdvN4

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#ChiefsKingdom

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Entertainment with Mick is proud to bring you “A Cold Cut Comedy Showcase”
We got some primo comedians for you this month!
Headliner: Brandon Patrick
Aaron Hahn
A Special guest
Lynn Navratil
Host: Dayton Bissett… https://t.co/4BMNaET6ve

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Go like the Facebook page “Entertainment with Mick”
Great stuff coming in 2020 🥫🍅🍅🍅🍅

#ketchup #entertainment #withmick #facebook_page #memes #mick @ Kansas City, Missouri https://t.co/gHfaxlwtCE

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The comment sections on Facebook should be a good enough reason to release the Black Plague again.

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What a wonderful Chrimbus celebration. Showed up as Cousin Micky. I had to much sugar and now the shitters full!
#merrychrimbus #christmaspartyoutfit #shittersfull https://t.co/Ro8BdMISmB

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Fixed it

#ketchup #alwaysremember https://t.co/KMwiqo9fPD

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If you wouldn’t want to be outside, what makes you think they want to be?

#lettheminside #ifyourecoldtheyrecold #awareness #consideration @ Gladstone, Missouri https://t.co/ItxrWw1fnj

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This is a thanksgiving post!
Before scrolling let me know what you’re thankful/grateful for!
Happy thanksgiving!

#thanksgiving #thankful #grateful #whatareyouthankfulfor #post @ Kansas City, Missouri https://t.co/Fw7e8inlVw

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This is a thanksgiving post!
Before scrolling let me know what you’re thankful/grateful for!
Happy thanksgiving!

#thanksgiving #thankful #grateful #whatareyouthankfulfor #post @ Kansas City, Missouri https://t.co/Fw7e8iEXk6

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“When nature calls”
Circa 2010
probably from a flip phone with full exposure

#art #nature #naturephotography #photography @ Longago https://t.co/ibkKAO4J2t

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Food drive/comedy showcase was a great success! Thank you to everyone who came out to support and those who brought food donations! Shout out to the comedians that performed as well! Happy thanksgiving to everyone!… https://t.co/jtSmlUPeA6

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TOMORROW!! We’re doing a Food drive/comedy showcase! Entertainment with Mick has put together a fantastic line up of comedians for you! Please bring canned food or non perishable food items for donation to… https://t.co/0uJvs1UJaL

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How do you set a sun dial back an hour? #DaylightSavingTime

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@DICKS whenever I’m sad I like to think about how you named your store and the fact that you get so many people to say “dicks” everyday. You’re like my hero forreal. I love @DICKS

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Of course Rage against the machine would reunite after I cut my dreads

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Anybody else’s fantasy death pool get totally F’d in the A this week?

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RIP John Witherspoon