Mick Carter

muvva looks like rod stewart, and my daughter wears fila trakkies. Parody.

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

Caaaam daaaan Phil, ya face looks like a faaackin' tomato #EastEnders

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

Sorry Phil mate, but it was actually me that faaackin' shagged Sharon an' got 'er pregnant #EastEnders

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

All I faaackin' want for Christmas is for Linda to stop neckin' 3 bottles of wine every faaackin' day #EastEnders

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

Merry fackin' christmas ya bunch of caaaants

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

Guess who's winnin' the Premier league this season? It's not Liverpool, it's the faaackin' mighty West 'aaaam

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

#PrayForMickCarter #EastEnders

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

I've 'ad a heart attack because Linda kept feedin' me full English breakfasts every faaackin' mornin' #EastEnders

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

I don't want a faaackin' donut from you Stuart ya baldy cant #EastEnders

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

If Stacey Slater tried to hit me like that wiv a faaackin' spanner then she would of got a faaackin' Carter chokeslam #EastEnders

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

RIP Phil Mitchell ya fat caant #EastEnders

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

Naaa that #LoveIsland 'as finished, can the football season 'urry the faaaak up

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

I faaackin' bet the winners of #LoveIsland break up in 6 months and end up on celebs go dating #loveIslandfinal

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

What a faaackin' load of bollocks #FortniteWorldCup

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

How does a faaackin' baked bean like Max get a sort like Ruby? Only on #EastEnders does that 'appen

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

It's faaackin roastin', I'm walkin' abaaat my boozah with nothin' but y fronts on!

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

Jordan, you're a faaackin' sneaky cant mate #LoveIsland

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

Couples on that faaackin #LoveIsland wish they had a relationship like me an' Linda!

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

So does moira shag any farmer she works with? Faaackin' seems like it, the shlaaaaag #Emmerdale

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

Look at Martin the faaackin' helmet, ya wife is gettin' pounded by a baked bean, AGAIN #EastEnders

[Mick Carter @Mick_Carterr]

Shirley can stop showin' the punters her cock now she's got a job workin' for Phil #EastEnders