Mick and Allen

The Freak Show with Mick & Allen
weekdays 1 - 6 pm on KBER 101 Utahs Rock Station

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A new study shows that drinking too much coffee can shrink the brain.

Which is why Starbucks has so many repeat customers who are willing to pay five dollars for a cup of coffee.

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Lay's just released a chip that tastes like Doritos:

. . . But isn't a Dorito already a chip that tastes like Doritos???

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Today is #NationalHotDogDay

It's a great day for lovers of unused parts of slaughtered pigs, cows, and sheep, all ground up and then encased in animal intestines.

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Today is #InternationalChessDay

No offense, but I'm holding out for International Naked Twister Day.

Now THAT'S a party.

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16% of people say they haven't weighed themselves since the beginning of the pandemic.

Well, they actually tried to weigh themselves . . .

but couldn't read the scale with their enormous guts in the way.

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Vin Diesel turns 54 on Sunday. #HappyBirthday

There won't be any friends at his birthday party, because he doesn't HAVE any friends . . . just FAMILY

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Former pro wrestler Jesse Ventura turns 70 today.

#HappyBirthday

Remember when he became governor of Minnesota and we thought, "Well, politics will never get more insane than this!"

Boy, were we ever wrong!

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Oregon is dealing with a grasshopper outbreak this summer.

Oh, and a grass SMOKER outbreak for at least five decades.

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Today is Kevin Hart's birthday, he turns 42.

#HappyBirthday @KevinHart4real

No jokes, we seriously hope you have a great day.

Thanks for all the laughs

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TikTok is going to let users post longer videos.

Wait, isn't that called YouTube?

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Today is International Chicken Wing Day.

. . . Now that's a day everyone can celebrate!

Except chickens.

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Two-thirds of Americans say they'd rather work four 10-hour days than five 8-hour days.

Although lately it seems like most Americans are happy working seven zero-hour days.

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Eating chocolate for breakfast can actually improve your blood sugar and help you burn fat.

How about if you also eat it for lunch, dinner, and between-meal snacks?

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Yesterday was #NationalKissingDay

And today is ...

"Hey, Does This Look Like Mouth Herpes to You Day?"

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A study found that pizza is the best food to order on a first date. Provided of course...

that the pizza isn't served at a Chuck E. Cheese . . .

otherwise that's the first and LAST date!

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Today is National Eat Your Vegetables Day.

Which means it's also National Overdose on Ranch Dressing Day.

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Ice Cube turns 52 today. #HappyBirthday

We hope he plans on spending the day just "chillin'."

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An Ohio woman testified that the COVID-19 vaccine turned her into a magnet.

Then she reattached herself to the fridge.

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A study finds that taking 4,500 steps a day will help you live longer.

Now comes the tough part: ACTUALLY DOING IT

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Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson got his hip replaced.

And we hope he wrote a new song about it:

"Limp to the Hills".