m.

nenn mich noch einmal grundschulmausi,
can curse in many languages-takk skam,
kindred spirit,
alt er love. kia kaha.

[m. @Mickeesch]

Find yourself someone that is as passionate about you as #SkamNL is about their aesthetic shots.

[Jason die Nase @JayRimmington]

Warum gibt es eigentlich gefühlt kein Apfel Eis? Also nicht das ich Bock drauf hätte ich frag mich nur warum

[dominik VfL 🇩🇪⚽️ @DomVanzant]

Wie ich damals zur Grundschule gegangen bin

[brain @C0DINCRAZY]

damn. A LOT of people actually really dont workout. no gym. nothing.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

pet hair improves an outfit through texture and visual interest

[akila. @becka1icious]

your urge to pee ruining your nap is actually ragebait

[smoky 🛒 @losethewar]

i genuinely think about this every night

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I wonder how living together as two cats feels like. can you imagine you are a little guy and there's always another little guy with you and sometimes you beat the shi out of each other

[sexczema @dialectits]

"cravings are your body's way of communicating its needs:)" what essential nutrient am i missing that can apparently only be found in a red starburst

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[salah 𝔙𝔣𝔅 @salahVfB]

Nicht mal Prime Hitler Deutschland hat sich getraut Athleten oder Sportoffizielle die Einreise ins Land zu verbieten.

[David @dqveed]

I hope the gay English language never stops evolving

[cyrellia ⋆˙⟡ @ureina_]

put him in a summer romcom with simone im not even joking

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[ame˙⋆✮ @v3lvetbunni]

no rizz but I would educate myself on your interests so we can talk about it

[the mackdalorian @sithstrings]

help this is so funny😭

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

can we please bring back casting call? this should be a southern nobody’s big break

[aya @wint3rbunny0]

when you notice that the memory loss from ignoring your emotions wasn't a joke

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

they bloom regardless

[hana 🫧 @crushtruther]

iwie hab ich noch nie drüber nachgedacht dass jungs auf klassenfahrt auch in zimmern gemeinsam sind und interagieren für mich warn die immer nur bösewichte die jemandem das herz gebrochen haben weswegen wir dann ein weinendes mädchen im zimmer hatten