Michael Humphreys

Cycle commuter, weekend warrior, sometime golfer, closet skier and partial to red wine.

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

@jonathanageneve Wonderful scenes.

[fbeGreatWestern @fbeGreatWestern]

Another great fbe Great Western Netwoofers’s meet up at Ashton Court 🐶

Happy dogs, happy owners and lots of networking.

The next one is on the 9th of June then every fortnight. Come along, don’t need to have a dog to join in!
#bristolnetworking #networking #dogs #netwoofing

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

@MrHunterSmith Britain at its best. Surprised that leaving cards are still a thing given the transmission risk. At least they might be spared the awkward hugs.

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

I’ve tried 6 times over 3 days to get in touch about a damaged item but with no response. Terrible customer service. @VictoriaPlumUK

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

@LBC crack off. If I wanted my intelligence to be insulted I’d watch the actual show.

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

Watching Mel C’s performance on #GrahamNortonShow. Haven’t seen so much plastic wrapped sauasage since buying a packet of Richmond. Not complaining - feeling very entertained. #GoGirls J. K. Rowling will not be happy!!

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

@McQuazza Yes no problem. 👍🏼

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

Big house fire in Southville. #fire #southville #Bedminster

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

Looks like it was on Stackpool Road and fire brigade in attendance. Hope everyone got out safely.

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

@waitrose you lost a customer in Wells today. Needlessly charging for parking with pay and display machines that don’t accept cards. Also no change machine and an over jealous parking warden charging about the place. I just drove away to find a more welcoming store...

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

@Moneybox IT contractor dodges £300k of tax and now has to pay it back.... Pass my miniature violin.

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

Hey @NWPolice, try writing a poster without erroneous apostrophes..... #YouAre #ApostrophePolice

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

Dear @HMRCgovuk, here’s an equation to help you calculate Amazon’s correct tax bill:
Profits on UK sales x 0.19 = Justice

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

Hey @HamaxUsa quick question. Can a bow mount Siesta rack be adopted to be connected to a pannier rack? Cheers!!

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

Neither Switzerland or France feature @JonathaninParis. Time to move to a proper country? 😆

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

I'm made up with my @Beer52HQ box this month! Great mix of interesting IPAs and lovely winter porters. Can't wait to get started, thank you

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

@dwy6613 @Beer52HQ @PandaFrogBeers @pohjalabeer @BeerProject_Bxl @TwoTribesTaste there's a letter in the box with a code. I almost missed it

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

@BBCNottingham at the beer festival with the lederhosen stag party.

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

@sainsburys it was Cumberland Road BS1.

[Michael Humphreys @MickeyG12]

Nice parking by a @sainsburys delivery van this morning. When I asked the driver why he was parked in a cycle lane he just got very irate.