not Mickey Cohen

R.I.P.

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@SmittySnipes_14 You buy the house and I’ll buy the land

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@SmittySnipes_14 @ihmunssmd I also want to go to Legends

[not Mickey Cohen @MickeybroRicker]

People wear all sorts of weird shit to the airport

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@SmittySnipes_14 Big pumps

[not Mickey Cohen @MickeybroRicker]

@SmittySnipes_14 You aren’t even a real member get lost

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@Capt_Chull It was a joke, why do you hate me???

[not Mickey Cohen @MickeybroRicker]

12/31 the gym was dead, 1/3 and now I can’t even scratch my ass without hitting someone

[not Mickey Cohen @MickeybroRicker]

@Capt_Chull They’ll stop coming in a couple weeks

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@SmittySnipes_14 Thanks pal

[not Mickey Cohen @MickeybroRicker]

Black Friday shopping as an adult is seeing the wrangler jeans on sale and getting excited

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@Capt_Chull Jokes on them, it’s a trap

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Someday I hope Ryer makes friends, I feel bad for the guy.

[not Mickey Cohen @MickeybroRicker]

Early 2000s rock will always be my favorite

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@SmittySnipes_14 I dry scoop pre workout, yes I do

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@m_jacobson78 Can I get a piggyback ride?

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You know you’re getting old when they don’t card you at a concert

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If these ding dongs in the gym recording themselves really wanna go viral they should just ask me to hit them with a bus

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@SmittySnipes_14 Harry Potter Deathly Hallows part 2, The Notebook, Mia Khalifia deep throat Vol 1, Harold and Kumar, American Pie Band Camp

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2004 Rock Hits on Apple Music makes me want to go buy skinny jeans and tell my dad he’s a dick

[not Mickey Cohen @MickeybroRicker]

@SmittySnipes_14 Nickelback is the best band ever hands down no discussion if your opinion is different you are wrong.