Mick

Aussie (novocastrian) expat living in Skåne, Sweden. Work with refugees and asylum seekers. Liverpool FC tragic. Proud dad to two beautiful boys.

[Mick @Mickscellaneous]

Dear @LFC, I’ve made a complete tit of myself and “Yankovic-ed” my own Sadio Mané song. Hope the fans like it, adopt it, and serenade one of my favourite players with it. Up the Reds! #YNWA

[Mick @Mickscellaneous]

@Fredrik_V_ Men ha lite skam i kroppen för helvete! Det är inget annat än respektlöst mot en annan proffs, huruvida han såg skadan eller inte. Det var riktigt grisigt, lite Diego Costa aktigt. Regel 1 av retoriken är försök inte försvara det oförsvarliga. Ta det bara. ”👋”

[Ste Hoare @stehoare]

Thank fuck for that. Arsenal don’t win those

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Class but the CL is silent because he plays for Arsenal 🫡👏

[Mick @Mickscellaneous]

@perseverare1776 This is exactly what big staples wants you to believe!

[Mick @Mickscellaneous]

@GeorgieGirlLvp Congratulations! So happy for you Twitter friend whom I’ve never met! ❤️🥳🥳

[Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_MaIIs]

Quick reminder that Michael Oliver didn’t see enough to overturn the decision when Doku went studs first into Mac Allister’s chest a couple of seasons ago.

Yet he’s seen enough there for it to be considered a clear & obvious error.

[Nature_CFC 🔅 @Natureryme1]

@WelBeast Klopp vs Arteta 5yrs in-charge

Klopp
Budget - €500m
Sales - €300m
Trophies 🏆 ✖️5

Arteta
Budget - €1B
Sales - €170m
Trophies 🏆✖️1

[Anfield Fix @AnfieIdFix]

“We all mourned”

You’d have to be a narcissist to think that the grief we felt as supporters was even a fraction of the grief they all felt as teammates. How are you all this dumb. How are you proudly broadcasting to the world that you’re this emotionally undeveloped

[Mick @Mickscellaneous]

He’d better be careful, or else he’ll attract a phone call from a certain Mr J Ratcliffe if he keeps this up!

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Oliver Glasner has won 33, drawn 23 and lost just 15 of his 71 matches in charge of Crystal Palace.

His loss % of a mere 21.1% is the lowest of any permanent manager since the club was founded.

The man has changed lives in South London.

[Mick @Mickscellaneous]

@FabrizioRomano Alisson clearly as motm. Without him it could’ve been 4-0!

[Mick @Mickscellaneous]

@CPFC @premierleague No complaints here. Fully deserved for Palace and hopefully we take away important lessons from that defeat. Not remotely good enough!

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The origin of the iconic Arteta meme

[SimonBrundish @SimonBrundish]

Donnarumma allowed 1.3goals more than XG faced

Alisson prevented 7.7 goals more than XG

[Scouse Republic @ScouseRepublic]

Not even funny any more. An absolute scandal. Been one of the best players on the planet for 7 years straight. Get to fuck

[SimonBrundish @SimonBrundish]

Dembele has had one world class season in his career

Raphinha has had one world class season in his career

Mo Salah has had 8 and was actually better in the season Demebele and Raphinha actually performed but yet again he was robbed of the Ballon D’Or

Any chance an Arab ever wins?

[Dom✨ @footy_road]

When Van Dijk missed out on Ballon d'Or in 2019 - "It’s about individual brilliance, not winning UCL. Messi carried Barca."

When Mo Salah didn’t win today - "It’s about trophies, not individuals. Dembele won the UCL with PSG"

[Anything Liverpool @AnythingLFC_]

Breaking news: Different football matches… have different added times....

Next week Rio investigates why bananas and apples don’t taste the same

[Jonny Poulter @jonnyplfc6]

Just putting it out there. Nothing racist, no mention of any war or slurs of any kind.

Up the reds

[The Anfield Buzz @TheAnfieldBuzz]

Photo of a Liverpool fan not cutting his hair until they win 5 in a row 😂

[Mick @Mickscellaneous]

@atletiuniverse