Micky Joe

Proud Father of 6 / Dog Lover / Stella Drinker

Horse Dealer & Wagon Renovator

Kent 📍

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@craigbyrne21 Classic bin dipper behaviour

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@TransferCentre9 Clever little play is Teddy. Hope move goes well. Anyone know if he will be featuring in ‘At Home with the Fury’s’ season 3 🤔 good luck Ted! Micky.

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A proud day when this came through via email, people just think it’s a machine.. it’s more than a machine. Every spin filled with pride, so come along and join the ride. Micky Joe washing machine company coming summer 26! Things looking up. Anyone got a machine they’re selling 🤔

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How you get a blue tick?! @elonmusk I’ve got 20 followers sort me out chava. Man of the people! Get Micky Joe blue. Need my blue!

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I fancy a little bet today. Over 6.5 Arsenal fans playing monkey in the pub and I’ll be rolling about with them in smoking area! Got my reeboks on today, a sign that I mean business. Left and a right straight down the pipe! My old man used to tell me win ur first battle! Onwards

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Off down to spoons for bit of grub. Gonna get full Brexit with a pint of Coors light! Then straight to stables to muck out Jon boy and Arthur! Gonna ride him down to our litttle village pub park him up and watch Arsenal vs Paris game! Love it Jon boy! Into them!

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@l3uckley @cwilkie__ Ass must be like sandpaper! 10 pints and I’d consider her.

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@postanythingLFC 1 fan determines a whole fanbase. Plonker!

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@DailyMail Doing all this with blades but if push comes to shove not 1 would defend our country and fight. They should get life in prison for carrying. Country is finished!

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@Luke_Wilson89 Trying to find my level 1 washing machine, give me a few mins I’ll sort it. Take serious pride in washing a kit after a scrappy 1-0 win away. £2500 per game dordy! How many days annual leave? Thank you gaffa.

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@Luke_Wilson89 Hi mate, you put up a job vacancy the other week about a kitman.. I’ve got my level 1 washing machine licence and level 2 tumble dryer licence. I just wondered if you had looked through my CV? Season is approaching fast and I need to get settled in at Swifts.

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@RonSmithSNR @Tom_duffy123 Not sure on Wirtz Ron… give him time

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@Tom_duffy123 Hi Mr Duffy, I think Messi for me. The goals edges him just slightly. Keep working hard fella see you in pre season hopefully over Tilbury!

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@officialswifts Looks like De Ligt 🧐 big budget so never say never. Scratching my brain here can’t settle until know who it is!

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@officialswifts Love it Searchy! Swifts moving like PSG in the market! Am I looking at a swifts season ticket for this year? You do a lovely cheeseburger! Feeling emotional whilst tweeting this. Might crack open a beer. Thanks again all. Onwards

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@CookSearle Yeah just got to keep your head fella. People come and go they are only chasing their own own success. If you want loyalty get yourself a dog.. I’ve got some pups on the way mrs is fuming. Had 1 of my pals come round with his staffy and dogs gone and caused chaos with my Pug!

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@ZakGuerfi7 How many beers you have last night Zaki baby. Sore head this morning fella?! I remember my first beer! It’s not really sunk in yet chava. What I like about you Zak is you seem game.Knows his worth, struggling to find a club but you’re talking to someone who’s been around the game

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@ZakGuerfi7 Hi Zak, fancy 6aside? Looking for someone to drop into midfield and dictate. You said you haven’t kicked a ball so you’d fit in with our SEN starting 6. Cheers mate hope you’re all good!

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Just picked up Vets player of the season.. turn up half cut but pull the strings like a puppet. Looking for new Saturday side to watch next year since @officialswifts got thrown about like a baby’s toy step 4. Mrs phone on do not disturb its beers and disco for me 🎱🪩