Micky Steal

Inflator of crowds and all things rugby. A spoof account and in no way related to any Michael Steele

[Micky Steal @MickySteal]

Good luck to the second best supported team in Halifax in their pub league trophy game in North London

[Micky Steal @MickySteal]

@TobyAbort that's the spirit Toby mate. You can't keep a good man down.

[Micky Steal @MickySteal]

@TobyAbort ready to provide whatever help you need Toby mate. Just bought new stock of brown envelopes. Just saying.

[Micky Steal @MickySteal]

@positiveshaymen me and @TobyAbort are the kings of piss taking ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Micky Steal @MickySteal]

25,000 fans locked out of the Reactive Shay today all for a bit of water. Thought Bosomworth's pitch had good drainage. Glad we didn't pay!

[FA Cup Factfile @FACupFactfile]

As a fan of #Nonleague I'm really pleased for @vardy7

As a despiser of the @premierleague a reminder that football started before 1992

[Micky Steal @MickySteal]

@TobyAbort fame at last Toby. Great piece in Telegraph today. Soon have a statue of you outside Reactive Shay Stadium.

[Micky Steal @MickySteal]

Seems like Milliband could have done with my crowd inflating turnstiles.

[Micky Steal @MickySteal]

@ReactivMedia hope you're better at removing client details than blocking Twitter accounts. #how'sToby

[Micky Steal @MickySteal]

@Shayflea think Toby has put his fine through my inflationary turnstile counters

[Micky Steal @MickySteal]

@TobyAbort SSSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Micky Steal @MickySteal]

@TobyAbort see you're sneaking onto pitch to have a sneaky peak prior to tomorrow's fat lads wrestling

[Micky Steal @MickySteal]

@TobyAbort have a great time Toby. Don't forget the drinks are on me - we don't owe anyone anything at the moment!

[Micky Steal @MickySteal]

@positiveshaymen @TobyAbort but when you get 12,000fans there it's worth it #rugbytown

[positively shaymen @positiveshaymen]

#JeSuisCharlie

[Micky Steal @MickySteal]

All I did was make them an offer to buy the ground and the nazi head steward swore at me and tried to eject me from the ground.

[Joseph Gibbons @JoeBillGibbo]

Why have Chesterfield not been kicked out of the FA Cup? If it was a non league club fielding an ineligible player they'd be straight out!

[Micky Steal @MickySteal]

@TobyAbort good job you didn't want peanuts. I'm hugging them all here at Steal towers #hatepeanuthugging

[Micky Steal @MickySteal]

@TobyAbort @TimSwift still telling thosr lies Timmy boy

[Micky Steal @MickySteal]

@TobyAbort @elliottwalsh96 and I once scored 736