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@ianbremmer @MrKRudd Is moose a border terrier? Looks similar but I can’t tell

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@Decafquest Pop

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@footyindustryAU @TV_Blackbox Great stats reporting, thanks for the numbers! Does this include state of origin?

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@mumbletwits Where was this ?

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@MrTVAus Do you know why is Sydney’s tv ratings are generally lower than Melbourne ?

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@gradecricketer The only man to nail the prison guard / fashion icon / international cricketer niche. What a talent

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@GhostWhoVotes Is this using the 2016 election preference flows?

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@GlenFalkenstein I’ve heard good things about this new actor Semjuels L Dzeksons

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@donjoyride Random question, is your album cover a pic of the Abercrombie St and Lawson St intersection in Darlinghurst?

[Roast @thenrlroast]

Ref blows a penalty 2 mins into a game

My brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
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Me: HE'S BEEN DOING IT ALL DAY SIR!!!

[Bram @Marbih]

The people of #LosAngeles make a huge effort in showing the Polish flag for #PL100. They all #likePolska for sure!

[Maker Mayek @MakMayek]

The unconscious habit now is to check daily court lists even when I do not have to, just to see if there are familiar names. The reality is, there are hardly any. That’s how this whole thing is screwing with our heads. Victoria will end up with a lot of unhealthy citizens.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

US governors by eye color

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@mumbletwits But we must know now, how else can we make far-fetched ruminations about the state of politics otherwise ?

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@Jivnaz I only realized this recently! How sad, all this time people have been bagging us

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@tanya_plibersek @Jivnaz @niru_gupta featuring an old friend of ours

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@Jivnaz I take umbrage at your dislike of Akash chopra

[Ray Martin @Raymartin55]

‘It’s ok to be white’ Hanson

Yeah Pauline ... Very ‘ok’

Number of times I’ve been:

Racially vilified
Discriminated against
Refused service
Casually made jokes of
Got arrested

Due to my whiteness ...

Nil

#Auspol

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@therealsteavis Aren’t they barred already ?

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@niru_gupta I have no idea. Scott Morrison posted it on his Twitter for whatever reason

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