Someone just open sourced jev-trader, a fully working 24/7 trading bot with Jev that answers buy or sell on every block with calibrated probabilities in 81 milliseconds, with a complete low latency codebase you clone instead of building from scratch.
→ Boot straight into dry run mode with real book data and simulated fills using three commands
→ Hot loop fits one block with exactly two round trips, one to read the book and one to send the order
→ Swap the book reader for any venue that returns bids and asks
→ Every block, decision and fill streams to a public dashboard live
THE DESK RAN SIX DAYS FOR FREE AND CLOSED 96% OF 400 CALLS BEFORE IT HAD A TICKER -> TODAY IT GETS ONE
$NYSE IS LIVE ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN, BUILT WITH MINARA AI AND GPT-6 ASTRA, AND THE SCORECARD IS OLDER THAN THE CHART
CA: 0x3cedefe814e47b297743c82c20f947053ee667dd
Every other ticker on this chain launches with a promise.
This one launches with 400 receipts.
What is already running while you read this:
> An agent reading all 24 Robinhood Stock Tokens against the real share price every 20 seconds.
> A line at 1.0% while the real NYSE is open, 1.5% the moment the bell rings and the oracle stops moving.
> A scorecard with 386 hits, 14 misses and 2 calls open right now, nothing deleted, nothing hidden.
The real NYSE opens in thirty minutes.
The desk tightens its own line the second it does.
Every call lands in Telegram before it lands anywhere else, the board is public and free, and the code is open with no wallet in it.
There is a room on Wall Street that does this with forty people and a data bill with a comma in it. Mine is one agent, one laptop and now one ticker.
Holders get the faster board, the earlier alerts and the agent's own stops, in that order.
$NYSE
SEE YOU AFTER THE BELL ↓
FUCK, THIS DAMN KID FOUND A FOMO APP EXPLOIT AND MADE $78,000 IN JUST 15 MINUTES TRADING MEMECOINS 🤯
Check: https://t.co/EHckQIYkdh
here’s the approach he uses:
→ he scans for low-profile memecoins before they attract widespread attention.
→ he looks for opportunities to spot promising tokens before the majority of traders catch on.
→ he monitors market activity and emerging hype to identify potential price catalysts.
→ when he sees an opportunity, he tries to enter before the crowd rushes in and pushes prices higher.
→ he tracks trading volume and price action to look for potential exit points before momentum fades.
AND HERE’S WHY IT’S SO WILD:
memecoins can gain massive attention in just minutes, creating sudden price swings and trading opportunities.
but timing is everything — prices can surge and crash just as quickly. These trades are extremely risky, and profits are never guaranteed.
💬 comment CRYPTO and I’ll send you this strategy.
Ken Griffin, founder of Citadel, one of the most successful hedge funds in history, publicly admitted that AI is making his PhD researchers redundant
This year on stage at Stanford he described exactly what scared him
His team built an AI system that takes an academic finance paper, reproduces it, and tests it out-of-sample
What used to take a junior quant 6-8 weeks, AI does in 2-3 hours
He said he went home depressed
When the man who's been winning this game for decades says the technology scared him, it's worth listening
The edge of these people was never brains. It was one cycle: take an idea, test it on history, kill it if it doesn't work, repeat. Faster and more ruthlessly than anyone
That cycle cost a fund $650,000 a year for a single analyst. So you traded blind, while they tested everything in advance
After reading Griffin, I got curious to reproduce the exact thing that made him feel bad
Took an academic strategy from 2012, described it in one sentence, and in 20 minutes had a full backtest on real data
+1,537% on Bitcoin, Sharpe 1.02
No code, no team, no New York office
And here's what most people still don't get. While they tell themselves AI trading is hype, they keep bleeding out on their own deposit, testing one idea for weeks, while machines test a thousand a night
The same cycle that haunts the head of Citadel now fits into one sentence in a text box
The difference is no longer money or a team. The difference is only whether you sit down and test your idea today
Describe any strategy in a sentence and in minutes you'll see if it works (after signing up there's a free trial period): https://t.co/ki213YmaOX
This Claude bot on Polymarket pulled $78,083 in 5 days.
Not built to be smart.
Built to be fast.
$7 → $3,595
$30 → $11,063
$142 → $13,356
$1,205 → $37,939
I spotted this wallet three days ago.
Spent 48 hours reverse‑engineering every trade.
Same markets. Same logic. Same loop.
Watch BTC price.
Compare to Polymarket odds.
Enter when they don’t match.
Exit when they do.
While you were analyzing — it was already compounding.
While you were deciding — it was already printing.
While you were sleeping — it was still running.
Most traders chase being right.
This bot just chases being faster.
$78K. Five days.
Claude. On repeat.
I don’t know who built it.
But I know how.
And it’s all in the article below.
Free for 24 hours.
To get it:
1. Comment " Code "
2. Like Retweet
3. Follow Me: @NextGenAi5 (so I can DM you)
4. Don't forget to BOOKMARK!
YESTERDAY MY GIRLFRIEND TOOK A PHOTO OF MY $89 BALANCE
17 hours later TRENCHNET turned it into $13,400, I DIDNT EVEN TOUCH THE MOUSE ONCE
we were actually supposed to watch a movie
"start your thing and lessssssgo"
16:05, i started it
16:39, the system bought $CALI after one of the selected traders entered
Astra knew its habit of building positions in small portions
our first purchase was small too
17:18, it added, followed by two wallets from its usual group
the graph recorded the sequence
the system didn’t add anything yet
18:02, a buyer arrived that had rarely overlapped with them before
Jev assessed the entry
Astra explained why the buyer mix had changed
the system increased our position
we finally put the movie on
20:36, the trade closed after the tracked wallets sold
balance at $470
“pause it”
this time she said it
22:14, the system entered solana:4KxtNWc5XTL3cuyc8PJMchqB6RYggvEFeMub727GBAGS after two traders with different histories
later one started selling
the other kept holding
the system closed part of our position
it sold the rest after the second trader exited
02:53, $2,940
the movie was still paused
the next purchase was solana:CDAC33JvozJ1UjxBMkvZgJcVXoxdH9iGxeBXUJdXpump
a wallet we were already following sharply increased its position
after another buyer confirmed interest, the system added
in the morning both started reducing
our position closed after them
09:05, $13,400
my girlfriend looked at the first photo
then at the TV
"i don’t even remember what this movie is about"
neither did i
but we both remembered who exited solana:4KxtNWc5XTL3cuyc8PJMchqB6RYggvEFeMub727GBAGS first
the article below breaks down how TRENCHNET turns trader histories and new trades into ongoing analysis
we’ll finish the movie today
probably