Jamie

Worse jokes than the majority of other twitter accounts. Guaranteed

[Jamie @Microchi]

First thing I've seen on this app this morning is someone asking for the image of. Mo Salah celebrating to be photoshopped in front of the ruins of Gaza. You don't need that in your life.

Just gonna delete the app now. It's genuinely a horrible place.

[Jamie @Microchi]

Happy Officially Unemployed Day to all those who celebrate.

[Jamie @Microchi]

Your problem here is you are assuming 100 men can't out think a gorilla.

[ling 🌭 @gwoyeuromatzyh]

@tacomanbearpig @Crisis_Director if a person puts on a tiktok on the train or the bus in the morning i simply try my best to enjoy it with them. maybe id even comment on it and start a conversation. christ do i have to teach you people everything

[Jamie @Microchi]

A heatwave coming in to coincide with my unemployment is some form of delicious karma.
Rained all weekend as well. Class.

[Jamie @Microchi]

Champions Again!!!

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@redrichie @RobDunsmore Genuinely think you'd get a second indyref out of this. Reform would not give a shit about Scotland in that way

[Jamie @Microchi]

@redrichie Imagine the absolute state of some of those Reform MPs

[Jamie @Microchi]

@ReeceMcGin45179 @rebekkarnold Again. Children aren't dogs.

[Jamie @Microchi]

@SandyofSuffolk So if you have a job and then get made redundant or I'll or your partner gets ill?

What do you do with the kids? Orphanage?

Do you read a Christmas carol and think Scrooge ends up worse at the end?

[Jamie @Microchi]

"Just get an au pair to take care of your kids"

[Sandy Tregent @SandyofSuffolk]

@FrankTegrity Pay for a private nursery, childminder, nanny, au pair, ask a friend, neighbour, parent. Many options. And if you don't like the options, you should have thought about that before having them.

[Jamie @Microchi]

@ReeceMcGin45179 @rebekkarnold Children aren't dogs.

[Jamie @Microchi]

No way F is a real name for a Dinosaur.

[Jamie @Microchi]

@PerthshireMags Good fun

[Jamie @Microchi]

@FaeTheYY Who has mates that email them?

[Jamie @Microchi]

@20MinuteTims Should just do 60 minutes of "celtic are pure brillant and all the players are dead amazing"

[Jamie @Microchi]

@_andrewkerr_ 🎣🎣🎣

[Jamie @Microchi]

I'm sure I wrote shite day. This is Elon Musks fault

[Jamie @Microchi]

I don't know where a 'Perth' supposedly is but I hope the people there have a day.

[Jamie @Microchi]

@PerthshireMags After being put on gardening leave last week my mum suggested "popping into the job centre to see what they had"

I'll go back to cex before I go into a job centre