Freckle Face Strawberry

Anti-fascist (or "Antifa" for short. Lover of good books, good movies and the original Funny Face drink mix.

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Trump tells his base that he has "professional" level expertise when it comes to technology. Um...are they aware that he doesn't know how to close a fucking umbrella?

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@DittiePE @MarioNawfal “Obama!”

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@Mappy6984 Jesus...he's become as mummified as Frankie Valli and Mike Love. "Cringe" doesn't begin to describe it.

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@CiffyvanLooadoo @jmasseypoet OMFG I was just complaining about that one to a friend literally last night.

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@Bozkurt27230042 @TheLaikYobaz It’s called rage baiting.

It worked.

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@MbarkCherguia Shiny and baby blue

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@Iam_AetherGirl Dinner on the table by 6 PM

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@Poeslawisalive "Satire is what closes on Saturday night." —George S. Kaufman

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@Noirchick1 Everything, Everywhere All at Once
Liquid Sky
Trail of the Screaming Forehead

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@ReubenR80027912 Is this your first time rage baiting?

Because you’re really bad at it.

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@iamAtheistGirl English, of course. The Bible is in English!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@ronin21btc I agree. Her stance and swing need work.

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@marlene4719 This cannot possibly be real

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@AaronWSanders @alphafox @BusterVoodoo I will certainly steer clear of making that mistake in future 😂

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@ZuriBellaRose Interesting. I’ve never been jealous of candy before

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It's terrifying to us, but at least it was not terrifying to them. They were dead instantly. It's not like they were on death row and had to stand there in the gallows having a noose thrown around their necks, or sweating aboard a plane about to hit the World Trade Center. It's when you know you're doomed that's the most terrifying.

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@Avabelly__ You are COMPLETELY correct—you're the bad guy in this scenario.

Trust your instincts!

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@alphafox @BusterVoodoo That's going to be my excuse from now on. It was intentional.

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The same people warning Americans to “tone down” our smiles in Prague are the exact same bozos who shame you for not enthusiastically embracing every foreign custom when outsiders visit the USA. Cultural sensitivity is apparently a one-way street. Kiss my fat American ass, Pinprick.

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@sarahhepola Your use of the word “fix” is a little confusing. If you mean do I know how to change a tire, the answer is yes. But I can’t “fix” a flat, in the sense that I would have to plug it. But I would call AAA in any case, being old and enfeebled.