Watermelon Felon

long tiddy no nipple ass bitch

[Watermelon Felon @Microshafter]

I dabble in music from time to time, I would like to one day write music for commercials (:
this was a very rough sketch but I'll put it out there anyway. Cheers!

[Watermelon Felon @Microshafter]

They used to say they could never fly a plane too idiot

[ttywisp @ttywisp]

I already proposed a community note on the muscle mass claim. It was measuring water retention, not contractile proteins. Creatine increases water in muscle, that’s exactly how it works. But it’s literally impossible for creative to increase contractile proteins in the absence of exercise. I can provide proof if anyone wants.

On the cognitive function claim, a counter factual is obvious:

Imagine creatine has zero cognitive effect. Researchers nevertheless measure 18 outcomes. Pure sampling variation produces two p<.05 results—say delayed word recall at week 6 and word-recognition accuracy—while the other 16 are null.

A summary saying

“Creatine improved delayed recall and recognition”

would be literally compatible with the data.

A headline saying

“Creatine improves cognitive function”

would nevertheless manufacture a general effect from a pattern entirely compatible with chance.

[Watermelon Felon @Microshafter]

A tale as old as time

[Watermelon Felon @Microshafter]

@BishopWeyl Nigger troons

[X Global @X_Global_tv]

🚨 BREAKING:

The U.S. military arrested two of its soldiers for protesting U.S. support for Israel's alleged genocide in Gaza:

"Wake up, America. It's time to take this country back from these corrupt politicians."

[Watermelon Felon @Microshafter]

@CorbynRed You’ll never be anything in life and banning Asmongold won’t fix that,

[Watermelon Felon @Microshafter]

@TheWindstalker Fucking hate tr00n nigger faggots

[Watermelon Felon @Microshafter]

Banning Asmongold won’t make you a woman, faggot

[*CR* - wait for Hanako at the Cobbled Swan @CorbynRed]

Can you ban Asmongold whilst you're at it.

Thanks.

[X Global @X_Global_tv]

🚨 BREAKING:

Mexico's Defense Minister says 80% of the weapons seized from drug cartels are of U.S. origin, while the remaining 20% are from Israel.

[Watermelon Felon @Microshafter]

@Zack_15908 @wanderinghylian Fag

[Watermelon Felon @Microshafter]

If you think prober was just an edgy meme I think you need to have your hard drives confiscated

[Tomkek @tomkektv]

Love how we're pretending pedo bear wasn't just a regular edgy meme back in 2010 every middle schooler was using to be funny

This kind of revisionism doesn't work when everyone who plays wow is 30 and up

[Watermelon Felon @Microshafter]

What did I say, niggers?

[Watermelon Felon @Microshafter]

zzz-2:native Dis da ticker yall

[Watermelon Felon @Microshafter]

@_sakuria Shut up skank
It’s daddy’s time now

[Watermelon Felon @Microshafter]

Fuck you nigger

[ChevelleTV💙 @ChevelleTV]

Reading through the timeline today ... damn ya'll need some fucking help.

You finally have a dev openly talking about shit with the community and you manage to bully him off the platform this is some insanity.

[nicolas @Nicolas_MVD]

Des millénaires a pratiquer le tir à l'arc et ça leur est jamais venu à l'esprit d'améliorer leur outil de travail ☠️☠️☠️

[Watermelon Felon @Microshafter]

Tr00nz out here losing they god damn shit

[rei 🔮🌸🍬🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @StardewAddict]

no fucking way people going after that tom guy for using a pedobear meme on a lock screen in 2010 that shit was everywhere back then. mfs be like ‘i hate cancel culture’ until they get banned for breaking TOS in a video game

[Jim Strabo @JimStrabo]

WoW Classic sends its retards.

[Watermelon Felon @Microshafter]

@HystericalBeans Brother why don’t you join Floyd if you love him so much