Microsoft J

left on the shitting room floor

Melee player. TO for @phantomtourney in Victoria, Australia.

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

AFKombos

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

The melee landscape has been changed forever due to the nuclear bombshell that is Idaho Doubles. It may genuinely be the greatest format the game has or will ever see.

[nGooch @goochasm]

Congrats to the top three of Templee #35!
1st
@Goodieee_
2nd
@Microsoft_J
3rd
@_gaming_moment

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

im a wario coded male trapped in a luigicel body

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

Shnickers + beast mode.

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

Pkmn Champions
The bar is extremely low in terms of competitive access and "fun" but by some miracle, Champions has cleared it. Even as a F2P you can make something work if you know what's good and I think with the limited roster that's by design. Dubs is pretty fun and dynamic.

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

the 2026 gaming thread.

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

DQ7:R
I played the 3DS version kinda recently so it was nice to see most of my gripes with that game cleared out for the remake. The content cut means DQ7:R is not really definitive, and there's still things I'd change, but it's a great version of a game that needed the love.

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

the way to a mans heart is through the inspector gadget movie and maybe its sequel

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

@goochasm @Goodieee_ @_gaming_moment get mogged

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

This image is Christmas for guys who have ever been chopped

[SparkinMed @SparkinMed]

who the FUCK is that??

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

This russian guy in some facebook group keeps posting unique closeup videos of elephants shitting and its been plaguing my timeline all day. At first it bothered me a lot but now I welcome each post with a smile. Happy valentines day.

[P H A N T O M @phantomtourney]

Phantom will not be running in 2026.

We’ll have news to share regarding 2027 towards the end of this year.

- The Phantom Team

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

Tapped into some then-unknown dark quan for the losers run tonight. I'll keep everyone posted on this new development.

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

"z jump is broken"
"well notches and boxx are worse so we shouldn't ban z jump"
repeat for 5 years

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

Was going to throw my hat into the l-cancel debate but you either get it or you don't, and if you don't then sod off.

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

It's been 10 years since my very first tournament, Miltim 3! 2/1/16
It was humid, overly crowded & of course I did pretty poorly, but it was also love at first sight. I don't know where Id be without Melee, but I wouldn't trade my decade of tournaments for anything in the world✌️

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

Wow ! I made all the graphics for this, (not as fun as the local rankings but it does look pretty sleek), and I even wrote a couple of player blurbs.
We all put in a lot of work, please check out!!!

[Schlocal Events @Schlocal_Events]

Announcing the official Australian Melee national power rankings for 2025!
Read about all the players here: https://t.co/L6e2Qu2zOi

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

@slime_machine thats facts

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

New year new thread, 2025 gaming exploits. Recent plays + thoughts.

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

@slime_machine 22/36 on games I liked enough to finish is pretty good I think.

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

I played a lot of games this year!
Here are my incomplete thoughts on my what I left incomplete.

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

Metroid Prime 4
The levels, art design, and atmosphere are extremely good, shockingly so.
But this game is mired with huge overt flaws that should have been completely removed before it hit shelves, problems big enough that make this hard to recommend despite the good stuff. idk

[Microsoft J @Microsoft_J]

wow great graphics. This PR should be game of the year LOL

[Schlocal Events @Schlocal_Events]

❗Announcing the Summer 2025 Melee Power Rankings for Melbourne, Australia❗
"Congrats to gnomedome and the rest"
-Geoff Keighly