Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert)

it's pronounced murdin. 30, storyteller, dork, thing-maker. has many strong feelings. wants to be your friend. profile pic by @ProbablySadDad. (nb; she/her)

[Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert) @MicrosuedeMouse]

I need a little gargoyle to sit on my head and beat me with a stick when I am behaving Attention Deficitly

[Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert) @MicrosuedeMouse]

@glumeria the look on white t-shirt guy’s face is killing me

[Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert) @MicrosuedeMouse]

@glumeria have you checked to see if it’s available through interlibrary loan? hpl is Extremely connected, so the chances would be decent

[Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert) @MicrosuedeMouse]

@glumeria oh my god I could cry

[Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert) @MicrosuedeMouse]

@JiallCoran just hearing Zach’s voice on a new track made me tear up INSTANTLY. I miss them so bad

[Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert) @MicrosuedeMouse]

@spoiledflor hehehe I hope u enjoy <3

[Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert) @MicrosuedeMouse]

@spoiledflor same username everywhere girlie! c: https://t.co/fJ919zpRUO

[Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert) @MicrosuedeMouse]

@spoiledflor ALSO also. that show & some of the fics I wrote for it inspired two different original projects that grew way bigger & are still kicking around in the back of my brain… rly wonderful to find media that inspires u that much I think

[Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert) @MicrosuedeMouse]

@spoiledflor I still have SO much fondness for it. it also came into my life at almost exactly the same time flor did, and both were such huge sources of comfort & joy for me… a very special time 💞
+ if you’re into Jacob/Cassandra there’s still a bunch of fic on my ao3 hehe

[Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert) @MicrosuedeMouse]

@glumeria arms are a tight fit I guess? I just saw a customer wearing them the same way like half an hour ago, so. I guess your guy’s not the only one

[Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert) @MicrosuedeMouse]

@glumeria just pushed ‘em up, back, and over

[Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert) @MicrosuedeMouse]

@spidey_kell LMAO

[Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert) @MicrosuedeMouse]

@dieworkwear or send you to our local cobbler. you can spend hundreds on good work shoes even w/o steel toes, met guards, etc - we WANTED you to be comfortable & get your money’s worth. loads of guys swore by the cobbler’s help to get the best use out of their Redwings, Blunds, Timbs, etc!

[Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert) @MicrosuedeMouse]

@dieworkwear as someone who worked in a work shoe & workwear store for a while, we also had a cobbler on call and whom we recommended customers to. most of our customer base was farmers & car factory employees. we could stretch shoes in-store, but if you needed other mods/repairs we’d call >

[Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert) @MicrosuedeMouse]

@JiallCoran try being Canadian 🥲 it’s either pray for a Toronto date I can spend all day trekking out to (and I’m lucky to be close enough to do so) or spend the money, and rn frankly take the risk, to travel to the states if there’s a date close enough to your stretch of the border

[Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert) @MicrosuedeMouse]

@glumeria this looks like nerds for draculas

[Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert) @MicrosuedeMouse]

@mergansser ngl that is also how I interpreted it before I read your actual tweet

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

celebrating 70 years of the muppets!! 💖 🌈

#TheMuppets70

[Courtney Myrden, gnome expert (gnomespert) @MicrosuedeMouse]

@JiallCoran I think they should stop using it for anything, full stop

[katie kadue @kukukadoo]

using the kierkegaard dash to show i’m human