Middle Aged Dad

Jim/Home Depot/Grill Enthusiast

[Middle Aged Dad @Mid40sDad]

Time to fire up the grill ya fucking knuckleheads

[i feel like @yoifeellike]

Pin Head Larry

[Middle Aged Dad @Mid40sDad]

I'm a #daddy

[Middle Aged Dad @Mid40sDad]

I hate my life

[Middle Aged Dad @Mid40sDad]

@RonSwansonnnnnn @Mid40sMom 😊☺️😊😊☺️☺️ thank you sweetie!!

[Middle Aged Dad @Mid40sDad]

@RonSwansonnnnnn my wife @Mid40sMom had some old ones from the 80s that you could have!! :)

[i feel like @yoifeellike]

Ron Swanson when lil Sebastian died

[i feel like @yoifeellike]

doing a cartwheel off a bridge

[Middle Aged Dad @Mid40sDad]

I'm trying to put the grill into action this weekend 🍴

[Middle Aged Dad @Mid40sDad]

What r u #kidz in2 these #dayz ?!?! 👅✊👊🔥😛😛😛😬😬😻😹👻👻

[Middle Aged Dad @Mid40sDad]

Hoes these days smh

[Middle Aged Dad @Mid40sDad]

@RonnaMackieVuq wow this tweet is so original

[Middle Aged Dad @Mid40sDad]

@naughtylouise93 slide into my DMs ;)

[Middle Aged Dad @Mid40sDad]

#ladies let me be your #sugardaddy

[Middle Aged Dad @Mid40sDad]

Kids these days need to work harder. Why don't they have any jobs!!!!

[Middle Aged Dad @Mid40sDad]

😎😎 https://t.co/OaEE1aM4hl

[Middle Aged Dad @Mid40sDad]

@manellekay I'll be ur sugar daddy

[Middle Aged Dad @Mid40sDad]

@manellekay of course

[Middle Aged Dad @Mid40sDad]

@manellekay I see ur bio, think you can beat me in guitar hero? Nah

[Middle Aged Dad @Mid40sDad]

@manellekay @beingxsxnocean oh yeah? Gimme your friend code at lets go