Jack 🦝

True sentences

[jackson @StaccHermes]

the fact that so few people have seen the funniest tweet of all time is so sad

[Jack 🦝 @MidPartCrisis]

I hope the people in first class on this plane can feel my thoughts of contempt towards them

[Jack 🦝 @MidPartCrisis]

Tina Fey is like a good millennial

[Jack 🦝 @MidPartCrisis]

Coffee in the morning, poops in the night

[Jack 🦝 @MidPartCrisis]

Jerry Seinfeld lives the ideal life

[Jack 🦝 @MidPartCrisis]

@olivia_ernest Qué?

[Jack 🦝 @MidPartCrisis]

These people don’t know I’m walking on tempo

[Jack 🦝 @MidPartCrisis]

@BoroJacket Micheal

[Vampire Squid (Martini) @justwhaletingz]

Officially time to enter my demon twink era

[No Context Clips @NoContextClips_]

https://t.co/Pmpjm8PhE2

[Jack 🦝 @MidPartCrisis]

@evil_red_flame Man I love a good egg

[Jack 🦝 @MidPartCrisis]

Embarrassed buying hard boiled eggs

[Jack 🦝 @MidPartCrisis]

“And baked to perfection” shut up you liar

[Jack 🦝 @MidPartCrisis]

Film teacher blocked me on Letterboxd 😑

[cryptic incognito @CrypticNoHoes]

This has the potential to be the greatest movie of the decade

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

yeah

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

best friends growing old together

[Jack 🦝 @MidPartCrisis]

Talking loudly