Dave Goddard

[Dave Goddard @MidSportsMedia]

100% agree. My favourite film scene ever and one of the funniest things I have ever seen - there is so much packed into this sequence you don't realise it's only three minutes long.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The best scene in cinematic history.

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STOP GIVING ME NOTIFICATIONS FROM ACCOUNTS I HAVE NEVER LOOKED AT IN MY LIFE AND POST INFLAMMATORY RACIST GAMMON CRAP, YOU STUPID WEBSITE.

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@kpkeepsakes Hope you're ok Karen, I miss our chats

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@olivia_whissell Find an open truck and park inside the back of it :P

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#bbccricket Two Everton Weekes Notice

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@wallyboxcar @fesshole Are you me?

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@HideousRob @fesshole Same as me, it was an achievement to get me to go outside with others as I was happiest sitting in my room reading, never mind leaving me to do things on my own.

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@fesshole That says to me you are very unhappy with your life. Talk to a doctor or MH professional - don't be scared to ask for help.

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@fesshole Maybe as you've left it til he's 17 to leave him on his own, he's terrified of you and doesn't trust you?

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@NoContextBrits If ever anyone wanted to sum up Twitter, just read this thread of replies.

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@NoContextBrits Get out of the way so I can see that Pacer! #traingeek

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@NoContextBrits Makes me think of this. https://t.co/vOCA9QJYDI

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@fesshole There is scope for a novel there.

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@ScreamQueen514 @NoContextBrits I am proud of my West Midlands heritage, so shurrup.

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@fesshole If true, I think this is my new favourite post on here. Well done you!

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@beardy_lee @fesshole That makes you as bad as them I'm afraid. Just drive normally and act like they're not there.

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@PhilipLeworthy @fesshole When I was younger, if anyone had a stomach upset they were always given the plastic bin from my bedroom. There was an identical one in the bathroom but no, it always had to be the one from my room for some reason.

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@NoContextBrits A pub lunch, if accompanied by crisps, a pork pie and a pint.

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@Only9built For goodness sake, I got the hippy hippy shakes...

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A few mushrooms and a bit of HP sauce.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

What are you adding to this?

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@Iyeshechka Ah that'll be why, I was on the District Line. Will know for next time I'm in London - thanks.

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Annoyingly I used Embankment station recently and never heard the announcement at all. Have they stopped using it?

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I’m not crying.