Mid-State Nth Alerts

A timely yet sarcastic look at the world of scanner listening confined generally to Nth Worc Cty, Mass. I take no responsibility for the actions of others.

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Happy Treason Day, snowflakes.

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Been a while since the calliope was cued up.

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Stooopid America Vol 75735; “Female called 911 to report the door to the dryer at the laundromat won’t open and she’s about to break the door to get her clothes.” Maybe she’ll have better luck opening the jail cell door.

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@nesafety343 Yes.

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Apparently the homeowner has been yelling at photographers threatening to sue them if they take pictures. She must have flunked Constitutional Law. Someone should refer her to Glik v. Cunniffe #1stamendment

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Well whaddya know, they took a truck with water this time. Unk if the MSP BAT unit is en-rte to test at the CP.

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A lightning strike on a house in Princeton. What could possibly go wrong?

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One would think, that if you need oxygen to help you breathe, it would kinda, sorta sink in that maybe, just maybe you shouldn’t light a buttski while on said oxygen.......🚬 💥

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Instead of the ISU, neighbors are S/C the MSP BAT truck to the fire in Lancaster.

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Probably safe to assume Sterling had a pretty high turnout at the fire this morning.

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Covering up incompetence again. 👍🏼

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Buzz Lightyear and the Exterior Attack!

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Since when does someone in rehab need an ambulance for laryngitis?

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May I suggest that if you’re at Coggshall Park and you see someone fishing, you actually get a life instead of calling the police. I’d like to suggest some other things you can do, but I’ll refrain.

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Breaking Noose; Baranowski Souza jail Lancaster; Inmate found hanging, cut down by guards. EMS en-rte.

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This Fitzwilliam Fire sounds like it’s in the middle of banjo country. Requesting police immediately for uncooperative ‘home’owners. Dang, boy.

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Hope none of the Crowleys have a seizure seeing an emergency ambulance pull up with lights and siren. Health & safety of patrons 2nd. Stealth and deniability 1st. 🤫

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“No ALS coverage available.” Good thing they don’t need a 2nd paramedic for CPR in progress. 🤷🏼‍♂️

What’d Aerosmith say? “The same old song and dance.”