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I'm just your friendly neighborhood CSI guy. I love cats and most other animals. I like gifs, funny memes, and cute animal videos. #Nightwatch

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If your gun is accidentally disharged into the floor of your 2nd-floor apartment...there is a chance it can hit a water pipe and flood the apartment below. Hope you have renter's insurance!

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@OmahaPolice @OPDOfcNickerson I see some long-exposure photography going on! Good for them.

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Rant done...I have a few other thoughts but I'll keep those to myself for the time. Thanks for listening.

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I had a thought today...if "Free Education" would pass one day - I think I would want to try and go to a trade school and learn welding. Which brings me to my next thought (semi-political)...

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However, trade schools, I could get behind! This led me down a rabbit hole of thinking about how we should also redesign the entire college system - general education credits, not any more! I've always disliked Gen Ed credits, but since I'm on a rant...

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@LPDOfcMeade Do you think if it gets negative, they'll pay us to eat runzas? 🤔

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@collegetowncop After having taken our annual sexual harrassment seminar, I find this as an alleged Quid Pro Quo and perhaps a call to HR is in order!

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One of my favorite parts of the job? Seeing the K9 get a bite. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. #GoodBoy.

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Hello, I'm a CSI in a movie/TV. I can lift a fingerprint off of anything and everything. I find DNA everywhere and anywhere, even from thin air. Search warrants? - who needs those? Not me. 1-2 hours later - case solved.

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Day 1 into 2019 - I drank some water. So far so good!

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2018 is here...dang it, I meant "2018"...oh c'mon, 2019. There we go.
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That'll be my life for the next few weeks when signing stuff.

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@sassy_md_rn What better place to get some light bulbs than a place that is "lit".
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Get it?

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Also, as I was driving back home a couple days ago - a pursuit drove by me on the interstate. I thought two things - 1) I could help out [I didn't - not my jurisdiction and I would have caused more problems] and 2) a chase on the interstate is a bad idea on the criminal's part.

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Also, Christmas was good. Visited the family, gave good gifts, recieved better gifts, and ate too much. #Family #Food and #NoWork - vacation time, gotta love it.

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To give you a glimpse of the past few weeks...it's been busy! A couple murder cases, many assault and burglaries, and had an incident where a suspect came back to the scene & climbed in the back of the car (on purpose) - perhaps unaware of my job, but needless to say, #caught.

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Alright folks...My New Years Resolution is to be more engaged here on Twitter. Also on my other Social Media platforms. When I started this Tweet-thang I was gung ho, but soon got bored and "lazy" I suppose. 2019 will be to #buckledown & share my life.

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@aleighship I love the John and Lucy relationship too. I want them to prevail and win out in the end.

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I was watching the new cop show, "The Rookie" (Nathan Fillion fan) - in the episode Fillion's character (a rookie) gets involved in a fatal OIS - good shoot all around, bad guy pointed a gun at him.
I felt like they treated him really wrong in the investigation.

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@aleighship So I just watched the teaser...oooh buddy, I know where I'll be come January 8th!