JayTheMonster

Co-host of Noctivigant Podcast. Wannabe superhero, 1 quarter of a theologian, fandom sociologist.

[JayTheMonster @MidWestUndead]

@AO3_Status Still not working for me

[JayTheMonster @MidWestUndead]

Oldest living culture: Our new research shows an Indigenous ritual passed down for 500 generations https://t.co/u41aK80pCq via @physorg_com

[JayTheMonster @MidWestUndead]

I was booking the dog a nail trim and the website would not let me book it without an account, AKA 'give us your email address so we can spam you with ads' and I'm genuinely angry. Like, I am genuinely so tired of this.

[JayTheMonster @MidWestUndead]

Your flesh lies. It has been led astray by our terrible economic system and your various disabilities.

[JayTheMonster @MidWestUndead]

To clarify! I mean that I have multiple female patients born prior to 1919, and, happily, many black patients who were born prior to 1965. There is a racial gap in life expectancy (despite most races trending upward); look it up it'll ruin your life.

[JayTheMonster @MidWestUndead]

"Oh my god I'm thirty-five I'm so old"

I have patients who are older than their own voting rights. People are getting so good at making to 80+ that 35 cannot EVER be called old again. Honestly, if you're under 75, I'm not sure you'd know old if it socked you in the mouth.

[JayTheMonster @MidWestUndead]

"Oh my god I'm thirty-five I'm so old"

I have patients who are older than their own voting rights. People are getting so good at making to 80+ that 35 cannot EVER be called old again. Honestly, if you're under 75, I'm not sure you'd know old if it socked you in the mouth.

[JayTheMonster @MidWestUndead]

@quiteunusualpod I yearn for it

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 1115

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

Kids are allowed being pissed that they go all the way through fucking college then send out literally hundreds of job applications that go fucking nowhere only to wind up with a job that they could have done at 15 and can't cover independent adult living expenses

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Jolene apparently knows Dolly Parton *and* Beyonce so I can only assume the “flaming locks of auburn hair” belong to known hussy Willie Nelson.

[Danez @Danez_Smif]

Sunday is both Easter and Trans Day of Visibility which means BEHOLD! THE LORD HAS TRANSITIONED FROM DEAD TO ALIVE! JESUS’S PRONOUNS ARE HE/LIVES!

[Mouse | Nap Era | 💙⚰️🪦🕊️•🐜🗑️👍 @adybpt]

Write that unhinged fanfic. Draw that wild fanart. Do it. DO IT. Art is made to be self-indulgent. Express yourself.

[JayTheMonster @MidWestUndead]

@Nowooski @realrobcopeland Good god. You aren't even a writer? Well, I AM. Freelance writing put me through grad school. You're literally sitting here, trying to speak up for a group you don't belong to, and ignoring us when we tell you how off base you are. My god. This is next level clownery.

[JayTheMonster @MidWestUndead]

@JackPrestonKing @TimNoEgo Depends on the gospel! Mark records them as 'my god my god why have you forsaken me?', whereas John records them as 'It Is Finished', and many non canonical gospels don't seem to record last words at all!

[JayTheMonster @MidWestUndead]

@Nowooski @realrobcopeland False. You did not say that. If that is what you MEANT, you had 700 opportunities before this one to clarify your point and examine the classist implications your original statement. Instead, you doubled and tripled down. Do not lie like a bratty child.

[JayTheMonster @MidWestUndead]

@Nowooski @realrobcopeland They often buy multiple copes, yes, and if borrowing is frequent enough, they may buy even more. Why do you hate free advertising as much as you hate poor people?

[JayTheMonster @MidWestUndead]

@Nowooski @realrobcopeland THE LIBRARY PAYS FOR IT ON THE BEHALF OF ITS PATRONS, YOU BUFFOON.

[JayTheMonster @MidWestUndead]

@Nowooski @realrobcopeland The bottom line is, a person who loudly and repeatedly insists that the impoverished don't deserve art is not worth listening to, and their books aren't worth reading.