Ronnie Whelan

Ronnie Midas Whelan
The footballer/Pundit with the golden touch/voice
Famously scored the greatest goal n the history of sport. #TheRonnieWhelan fake

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@OscarBrennan96 It's me #Midas

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"An outdoor indoor ice hockey game" #comeonnowgeorge

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My silky voice on the box tonight #midas

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What is Liam talking about beatable we haven't a hope

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My son Glenn ruled out I'd say Zlatan and the lads are seriously relieved!

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#Coybig

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Come on you Scousers #LFC

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What makes me happy http://t.co/bluWkaoj

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Not one to blow my own trumpet (leave that to Joanne Cantwell) but I am so much better at 51 than Keith Andrews is now #Clowns

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''A pin going into a balloon'' who is this spoofer interviewing #Stan #BringBackStan

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O'Shea may aswell be shagging a goat,what is he up to #Ireland

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Hate rugby, love that sexy minx Tracey Piggott #lovehate

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Glen Whelan is my son #ConfessionNight

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@Kurttrjllx5oox I will find you #DontMessWithMidas

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And a speedo banana hammock. This is worse than the time Patrick Viera tried to eat me #Help #AnythingsLegalInOpenWater

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He's wearing a trapattoni mask and his old juventus jersey

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Just woke up in a cattamarang off the coast of the faroes to find Liam Brady standing over John Giles and Dunphy with a chainsaw in his hand

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George just asked me if I wanted to take James McCarthy, find a dead dolphin and have sex with it #WhatACreep

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Up in commentary. Fairly sure I got closer to that than Keane #FaIrl

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I can think of worse things sticking to the bedsheets #RonniesRocket