Proctor Cat

I CAN HAZ TWEETZ?

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5 DAYZ UNTIL TIMEFLIEZ #WHYDONTIGETASTUDENTDISCOUNT @PantherProblemz @Midd_SGA @middblog @middtwitt

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@peter_diprinzio I CAN HAZ POPE? #CAT-OLICCHURCH

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CAN I HAZ CHIKIN FAJITAZ? @Adam_Batista #PROCTORCAT #TACODAY

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@GibblesNbits419 CAN I HAZ AN IGLOO #ITZCOLD

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ITZ SO COLD UNDER THESE STAIRZ #VTLIFESTYLEZ

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#PrayForNewtown

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@amy12hart CAN I HAZ MORE CHICKEN PLZZZZZZZZ?

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IT'S THE FOURTH NIGHT OF HANNUKAH AND ALL I GOT WAS ONE PIECE OF CHICKEN PARM #IWANTALATKE

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BUT I DUZ NOT WANTZ QUINOA FOR DINNER #REALFOOD #GOINGTOROSS

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PAPER PLATES? THA FUCK? #350.ORG

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PROCTOR IS CLOSED FOR LUNCH AND DINNER??? WHAT DO I DO #SQUIRRELSARETOOFASTFORME

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IT'S GETTING COLD UNDER THESE STAIRS #CANICOMEINSIDE?

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SEASONED CRISPY CUBED FRIES #FEEDME

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ADP TIME #WHOPUTRUMINMYBOWL

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I CAN HAZ TWITTERZ?! #BRINGMEFOOD