Another Middle Child

Thoughts of a successful middle child

[Another Middle Child @MiddleChild_3]

Done fucked up…Baby #2 incoming 💀

[Another Middle Child @MiddleChild_3]

Squatty potty 🤝 work bathrooms

…this has got to happen!

[Another Middle Child @MiddleChild_3]

Floating this back up to the top because

1) it’s been another minute
2) Adulting IS still a scam and overrated

[Another Middle Child @MiddleChild_3]

Ah yes, it’s been a minute. #Adulting is overrated and a scam.

[Another Middle Child @MiddleChild_3]

Probably going to sound like a hater BUT women that went to a private 4yr college to get a teaching degree…do better.

[Another Middle Child @MiddleChild_3]

I asked my husband to pick a movie and here we are…30mins later…still tryna pick a movie 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Another Middle Child @MiddleChild_3]

All my joints inconveniently snap, crackle, and pop when I have to put my baby down to sleep #ParentingWoes

[Another Middle Child @MiddleChild_3]

Also it’s called Amereeeeeka…#IYKYK

[Another Middle Child @MiddleChild_3]

I learned what a crispy or spicy coke is this past weekend and my lawd I was so impressed. I’ve never had one like that in America #CocaCola #America

[Another Middle Child @MiddleChild_3]

I 1000% understand why people hire Nannie’s. This parenting shit is HA.R.D. How do people find time to do normal chores?? Dishes, laundry, etc.

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY

#ParentingWoes

[Another Middle Child @MiddleChild_3]

Why do I randomly get bursts of energy when it’s time to go to bed??

[Another Middle Child @MiddleChild_3]

People ruin a beautiful thing #Adulting

[Another Middle Child @MiddleChild_3]

LFG ENGLANDDDDDD 🦁🦁🦁#FIFAWorldCup

[Another Middle Child @MiddleChild_3]

What a fucking day. Being a new parent is hard as fuck. #NewMom #Parenting

[Thomas Davis @Wonkitry]

Wowowowowowow

That was the soccer version of fuck around and find out, brought to you by Lindsey Horan.

#USWNT

[Another Middle Child @MiddleChild_3]

Why isn’t the #USWNT coach using more subs?? Make more adjustments!! Another poor coaching job by this guy 🤦🏽‍♀️

#USANED #FWWC2023

[Another Middle Child @MiddleChild_3]

@SLletget you dumb as hell for cheating on Becky G

[Another Middle Child @MiddleChild_3]

If it’s not spicy, I don’t want it #pregnancy