The Fellowship of the Ring has asked for the Charlotte Hornets to join them on their quest knowing that no orc army can beat them with Buzz City at their side.
“Boromir and I, not Faramir, would sit in The Hall of the Kings and watch Dell Curry. He deserved more shots, just like Boromir deserved more praise. If Dell played in today’s NBA, he’d average 10 made threes a game.”
-OldHead Denethor, The Gondor Gazette
CONFIRMED: After extensive readings of old Elvish Genealogy, it has been found that Kon Knueppel is a descendent from Legolas of the Woodland Realm.
Makes sense. They don’t miss.