The Middle Finger

Mother | Swearing Enthusiast | Vegetable Hater | Northerner

[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

Read all about it...thanks for your opinion, Gary, but you can shove it up your arse.

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[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

We were. You were. They were. I was. Please stop, it’s a constant assault on my eyeballs. #themiddlefinger

[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

Please don’t. #themiddlefinger #phoneproblems #nosey #illhaveitbacknow

[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

Marginally better now I’ve had one myself. #themiddlefinger #babies #parents #mum #kids #nothankyou

[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

Well, shit. #themiddlefinger #whatsapp #groupchat #fuckssake #thisbetterbeagoodread

[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

Remember this well. Can’t wait until I get the same selective deafness. #themiddlefinger #parenting #parents #mum #mums #mblogger #kids

[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

Eat everything in your cupboards today ready for ‘New Year, New You’ #themiddlefinger #parenting #kids #mblogger #newyear #christmas #newyearnewme #food

[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

Time to rest and celebrate the achievement #themiddlefinger #parenting #mums #mum #kids #productive #gettingshitdone

[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

Yep. #themiddlefinger #adulting #adultprobs #fitfam #healthgoals #wine #bread #amen

[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

I feel you, Raphael. #themiddlefinger #parenting #parents #kids #mblooger #pblogger #mumlife #mums #squad

[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

Who the f**k are you beeping at? I will drive at 25mph now to piss you off more. #themiddlefinger #parenting #kids #driving #drivingprobs #roadrage #beepbeepmotherfucker #car #blogger #blogging

[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

Choose wisely 🤷🏻‍♀️ #themiddlefinger #exercise #fitfam #healthgoals #justsaying #decisionsdecisions #choices #adulting #wine

[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

For hangry people everywhere #themiddlefinger #parenting #parents #kids #mblogger #pblogger #blog #hangry #hungry #thehungergames #feedherquick

[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

All the time! Prioritise and make time to do all the unimportant things first, that’s the key. #themiddlefinger #adulting #life #timewasting

[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

From hippos to humans, if you ask your child for a kiss, they’ll open wide...

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Hmm...better not! #themiddlefinger #parenting #parents #kids #blog #blogger #mblogger #imgoodthanks

[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

The sudden realisation...
#themiddlefinger #work #workprobs #workworkwork #broke #sugardaddy #tuesdayvibes #thisdogisclass

[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

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What’s the verdict? Does anyone care? Will we get a day off? Will Liz fork out for the sit-down dinner?

And who are these people who give The Queen presents?

#themiddlefinger #royalwedding #royal #harryandmeghan #royalengagement #engagement #wedding

[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

Couldn’t wait to send this to my friend on her birthday. She may be Down Under but she’s not exempt from piss taking. #themiddlefinger #gettingold #friend #friendgoals

[The Middle Finger @MiddleFingerBlg]

It’s a no from me. #themiddlefinger #pda #nothanks #keepittoyourselves #adultprobs