Steven White

Also Beef. TV Writer/Producer (grown-ish, black-ish). Go Bills! (He/Him/His)

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

SHE’S PUTTING CHILDREN IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEY’RE COMING OUT BLUEBERRIES

[priscilla page @BBW_BFF]

observed in Culver City: a beautiful mural honoring Pappas, the patron saint of meatball sandwiches

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

@screenrant @seattleslu 👀

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

A doctor once recommended I not sleep for 36 hours, either. DR FEELGOOD

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days.

Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

So you're saying the Mevis is out of whack

[NFL @NFL]

Rams release K Harrison Mevis. (via @RapSheet, @MikeGarafolo)

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

Dad when I mow the lawn good

https://t.co/ylfSz8Pwbb

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

❤️💙

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

BIG DUBS #GoBills

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

ranking my favorite moments in “The Boys are Back in Town”

1. When that chick got up and slapped Johnny’s face
2. The boys getting back in town
3. Friday night at Dino’s Bar & Grill
4. When the boys were asking if I was around
5. The guitar solo
6. When that girl was red hot
7. When you and your friends fell up out the place
8. When the jukebox was blasting your favorite song

[Ben Mekler @benmekler]

If nothing else Digger really captured the maddening feeling of writing a zany Adult Swim pilot in the weeks after my house burned down

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

I've had easier times removing toxic family members than emails from The Container Store

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

Huge "The President's secret plan to fight inflation" vibes

[Jeff Sneider @TheInSneider]

WOW! No more public-facing meetings for this Universal exec...

[⛧ @7700saint]

This shot. PAC being the thing to reunite Danielson and Mox is unbelievable. I can’t believe this is real

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

The WGA should hire Uncle Dennis to go after unpaid residuals.

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

I said this was fake. I hoped this was fake. More and more it seems like it’s not.

Pac was an amazing performer who you could just tell loved to perform #RIPPac

[Ashley Petty 🦬 @AshleyPetty_]

I will die on the hill that Shout should not be played for a FG unless it’s a game winner

[Damon Amendolara @DamonAmendo]

The preseason complaining about the @BuffaloBills new stadium was completely absurd. This place is amazing. Loud as hell. Sight lines all over are amazing. Grass. Concourses are huge, old stadium had big traffic jams. Video boards are just enough. Not overwhelming. This place is special.

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

Maybe the Bills just stick to the normal jerseys from now on?

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

🚨 FITZ TABLE BREAK ALERT!! 🚨

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

Feel bad for Buffalo area maternity wards about 9 months from now #GoBills

[Adam Schein @AdamSchein]

The house that Josh Allen built!!!!!

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

@heatframes The frame that launched 1000 same game parlays