Steven White

Also Beef. TV Writer/Producer (grown-ish, black-ish). Go Bills! (He/Him/His)

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

SHE’S PUTTING CHILDREN IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEY’RE COMING OUT BLUEBERRIES

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

Gonna be tough when the next Rewatchables is just Hudson Hawk

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

@VanLathan HTM was a character, who played that role to the best possible result; when you say “greatest” people tend to lean on total package wrestlers who elevated the title. For favorite? Honky would get more love.

[TAPE @tapemachines]

A remarkable night of in-ring action in front of one of the best wrestling crowds you'll ever see. It don't get much better than that.

#AEWDoN review: https://t.co/9brKI8puAF

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

Samoa Joe says NOPE to Will Ospreay’s OsCutter. 😭

IT NEVER GETS OLD, HAHAHAHA.

[Tony Khan @TonyKhan]

Justified “I banged your mother!” chants for the New York Street Fight I Quit Match World Tag Team Title fight FTR vs @RatedRCope + @Christian4Peeps right NOW!

Thank you all watching #AEWDoN tonight!

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

No email?

Execs can’t throw you bulleted lists of minutia. They have to be ready to defend thoughts in person, directly.

No cellphone?

Can’t call for a “quick chat” on the latest draft.

No access means Nolan controls when you do get access. And it better be good.

[Craig Horlbeck @craighorlbeck]

The new goal is to get so rich and successful that you cosplay living like it’s 1992 and everyone has to make it work.

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

Reopen SNL’s doors and page Melissa McCarthy! There’s work to be done.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

College graduates were pissed after their school used AI to announce graduates’ names and missed hundreds of names

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

Did he swap faces with LL Cool J?

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Bro looks Like L Ron Cool Jay

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

A GIANT CHRYSALIS.

@ticketmaster | #GoBills

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

Jenifer Lewis as Ruby Johnson never getting ONE nomination will always be my answer. Could do more with a look than some did with a page.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Which TV performance deserved way more awards recognition?

[Layne Morgan @laynemorgan]

If you're a writer with a finished script you want feedback on, I'm a professional TV/Film/Comics writer and my script reads are currently OPEN.

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[Jake Thornton 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @jakethornton]

“Tell him to enter the password he knows is correct. Inform him it is incorrect. Invite him to reset it. Watch as he enters the password he believed it to be all along. Then tell him he cannot use it… because it is his current password.”

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

Mox training Ospreay on the magic of the ground game, a “bird of prey”, as a way to explain Will’s style change is genius #AEWDynamite

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

He's emailing his child's teacher. Hide any paperwork that tells him if they go by "Mrs." or "Ms."

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

Almost “circle back” season

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

@SeanRossSapp No joke, the Houston Field House in Troy, NY. The arena that hosted the Ric Flair Vs. Terry Funk I Quit match in ‘89.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Unfortunately there is a really high bar to have the #1 NFL boat-rental-for-sex story of all time

[Christian Stegmaier @cstegmaier]

Assuming Ted Turner’s funeral will start at 7:05 pm.

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

DAREDEVIL SPOILER:
Yes, Mr. Fisk, we'll give a full pardon for arms dealing if you'll just leave the country, and--(checks notes) What's this about slaughtering 3 dozen people? Did you... you know what we already signed the paperwork, just promise not to do it again, 'kay?

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

#daredevilbornagain

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

I saw this in theaters and when I tell you Al Bundy got that Road Warrior pop…

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Wayne’s World (1992) somehow turns sketch comedy nonsense into a full movie that actually has ideas. It mocks selling out while being a studio hit, treats rock culture seriously, and lets stupidity feel sincere instead of forced.