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Great movie, great Sunday (it’s Monday) I give #Gladiator 9/10, so good! Follow me for more stupid movie reviews every Sunday (it’s Monday)

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One good mans life! #Maximus #MarcusAurelius #Gladiator @russellcrowe

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Maximus = The original Batman #TheHeroWeNeed

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On one hand I don’t want him to go to the light so he can help Rome and shit but on the other hand I wanna yell “be with your fam bro!” #Gladiator #hero #Rome @russellcrowe

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Oh dayum! With his own knife!? #MaximusTheRuthless #RomanJustice #Gladiator @russellcrowe

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#Maximus is tripping balls out there but still laying the beat down #Gladiator

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Maximus with one lung and one arm just giving it his all! #allheart #fullheartcleareyescantlose #Gladiator

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#Commedus is out here rigging gladiator fights like he doesn’t already have enough gold coins! #EatTheRich #slavesriseup #Gladiator

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The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. #howdoesthestoryend #Gladiator @russellcrowe #MaximusTheInvincible

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One day I hope people are chanting my slave name and throwing flowers on me! DAD! DAD! DAD! #Gladiator

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#Commedus just swooping in here like Child Protective Services of Ancient Rome #Gladiator

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#Proximo is the Samwise Gamgee of Ancient Rome #couldntdoitwithouthim #Gladiator @russellcrowe

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Fuck I hate snakes, I’m gonna make sure my house is snake free tonight #fuckCommedus #gladiator

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As always the kids ruin the secrets! #thanksALotLucius #Gladiator #canconfirm

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Commedus wasn’t enough now she snuck down for some Maximus! I’ve definitely seen this one once before #Gladiator #Maximusthesaviourofrome

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Now Commedus is getting all handsy with his sis! I think I’ve seen the unedited version of that scene on a certain adult website #Gladiator

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I’m back #gladiator lovers! Soups good but the dishwasher isn’t draining! Any suggestions? #dadproblems @russellcrowe

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Time to pause and finish making my word famous vegetable soup #middleagedmangoals #Gladiator

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Spies, secret messengers, intrigue! #Gladiator has it all! I hope Russell Crowe sees this and it brightens his day @russellcrowe

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Now he’s got his little dolls to kiss! 🎶Reunited and it feels so good! 🎶 #gladiator