Middleage Monologues

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[Middleage Monologues @MiddleageM]

I just want to know what happened to Long Duck Dong…
#sixteencandles

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Walked around Black Friday shopping with a black VS thong panty stuck to the back of my jacket...fabric sheets ain’t got nothin’ on me....

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Neighbors just put up Xmas lights in the hood
<—Visits beverage stores and decorates her lawn with random liquor lights to step up her game

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